smile upon the rather pale curly-haired subaltern on his left and the raw-boned Devonian in front of him. âMake the best of it, as I doâthatâs what youâll have to do. Devil of a long time yet weâll be there.â
âYou think so? Is that the feeling here?â
âThatâs what they all say, all those that know. I was up at 2nd Army yesterday, and met a fellow there whoâs in the know, one of the high-up Johnnies, donât you know. He was telling me all about it. They donât worry, any of âem. Just a matter of time it is, thatâs all. But itâs bound to take some time.â
âWhat?â
âWearing âem outâyou know our game. Killing each other off, you know, and see who can keep it up for the longest. Thatâs our game.â
âIs it?â
âYes. Bound to be. Pays us, because weâre bound to win. Fellow I saw at Cassel, he worked it out. Got it here somewhere I believeâyes, here it is.â
Lieutenant Kaye produced from the pocket of his immaculate and well-cut tunic a folded paper covered on both sides with scribbled figures.
âYes, this is it. We were working it out after dinner. This is how he reckons it. Say the Germans have 3,000,000 effectives and we can put 6,000,000 into the field altogether, and the casualties on each side on all fronts are roughly 100,000 a monthâ70 per cent. of those wounded, allow 30 per cent. of those returnâletâs see, how did he work it out?â
Freddy Mann and Robbie glanced at each other and remained silent while the prophecies of the unknown priest of Delphi were disentangled and expounded. Lieutenant Kaye thought a moment, scribbled a few additional figures hastily and then looked up with a cheery smile.
âThatâs it, thatâs got it. Allow a million and a half to keep the front, let each side drop 1,200,000 a year, of which 800,000 return, put on 300,000 each year for those going up, take off 100,000 for general wastage and thatâsâno, it isnâtâanyway, I remember he worked it out to something between four years and five. Didnât think much would happen before then.â
âAnd what happens then?â
âGerman front collapses and in we go. Perfectly simple; it canât go wrong. Itâs just a matter of time, and not gettinghurried, thatâs all it is. He explained it all to meâclever chapâfellow on the Staff, you know. They get all this worked out there. Nothing left to chance at G.H.Q.â He nodded solemnly, ordered another cognac and looked inquiringly at the others.
âYou hadnât looked at it quite like that before?â
âWell.â The Cherub looked half amused and half perplexed. Robbie solemnly shook his head, and filled his pipe.
âNo?â
âAh well, glad I told you. Cheer you up; itâs bound to, to know how itâs working out. But thatâs why I say, youâll have a good deal more of Wipers.â
âWhat about you?â
âDonât worry me. Nice fat job, this job, car oâ me own whenever I want it, decent pay, spot oâ leave this summerâall the same to me. Let the war go on for all I care and the more of it the better. Havenât got any job to go back toâjust hanging about at home. Same with this fellow I was telling you aboutâit doesnât worry him. Six hundred thousand he reckoned our total casualties this yearâbound to take some time. Not keeping you chaps, am I?â
âNo. Weâre just out for the day, no special programme.â
âHow are you getting round?â
âLorry jumping. Came up by Proven, and weâre going back through Pop.â
âPop. I thought of running in there meself. Got a little bit in 5 Bis, you know,â with a knowing grin. âTell you what. Come and have a spot of lunch with me, andweâll flip down to Pop this evening and dine and see the
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