comfort from the embrace of such innocence. They emerged, Fred beaming, with his arm around his proud daughter, and all heads turned towards them. He greeted his guests, apologized for being late, and said a few words to put everybody at their ease. He went over to the barbecue, where he was given a glass of Bordeaux, which he sipped delicately as he prepared the fire, surrounded by a handful of men there to lend their support. In three quarters of an hour, all the meats would be cooked and the rush would start.
Word had spread throughout the whole neighbourhood, and the freeloaders kept on coming â it was beginning to feel like a village fête. Lieutenants Di Cicco and Caputo rang Quintiliani on his mobile before taking any private initiative. The boss was on his way up the motorway from Paris and swore heâd be there within the half-hour. Meanwhile he instructed them to go over and join the gathering. So they abandoned their observation post and mingled with the guests â nobody paid any attention to them. In order to blend in, Richard grabbed a plate and started to eat, without the slightest embarrassment.
âAre we allowed to do that?â
âIf you hang around like an idiot with your arms dangling, youâre bound to get spotted.â
The argument was carried and Vincent elbowed his way towards the ziti.
Malavita, too, was tempted to make an appearance. She was curious about all the noise that was reaching her through the basement window. She appeared to think for a moment, sitting up, her eyes wide open, her tongue hanging out. But then she decided after all to go back to sleep, because all that noise could only mean something disagreeable.
The rest of the evening might have carried on in a peaceful and happy atmosphere, with nothing to disrupt it, if Fred hadnât suddenly started having regrets. About everything.
Five characters, all male, stood in a semicircle around the fire, their eyes fixed on the coals, which were refusing to light, despite the dry weather, despite the sophisticated equipment and all the efforts of the master of the house, who was, after all, an old hand when it came to barbecues.
âThatâs not the way to do it . . . You need more kindling, Mr Blake, youâve put the coal on too soon.â
The speaker had a cap on his head and a beer in his hand. He lived two doors away, his wife had brought an olive loaf, and his children were running around the buffet screaming. Fred gave him a cold smile. Beside him the bachelor who ran the travel agency in the middle of the town took up the ball:
âThatâs not the way to do it. I never use coal at all, I do it like an open fire â it takes longer, but you get much better embers.â
âThatâs not the way to do it,â added an eminent local councillor. âYouâre using firelighters â theyâre poisonous, and thatâs no joke. And anyway, you can see it doesnât even work.â
Without realizing it, Fred was proving a universal truth, which goes like this: as soon as one idiot tries to light a fire somewhere, four others will gather round to tell him how to do it.
âWe wonât be eating that sausage before tomorrow at this rate,â the last one said, laughing, and he couldnât resist adding: âYouâll never get anywhere with those bellows â I use an old hairdryer.â
Fred paused for a beat, rubbing his eyebrows, in the grip of a violent and mounting rage. At the most unexpected moments, Giovanni Manzoni, the worst man on earth, took over the body of Fred Blake, artist and local curiosity. When one of the five guys gathered around the fire took it upon himself to suggest that only a bit of white spirit could rescue things, Fred imagined him on his knees begging for mercy. And not just mercy â he was begging to be finished off, released from his pain. Giovanni had been in such situations several times in his life, and he