have Viking blood. I may not feel at all at home around Norwegians but I wouldnât mind living on one of those thousand islands off the coast. When it got dark in the winter for days at a time, I would sit inside with my imagination and be content.
If you want something to do, sit in a totally dark room and write down what goes through your head. Donât use paper with lines on it because you wonât be able to see the lines. Your writing will be sloppy and go all over the place, but I think youâll be able to make sense of it later.
Leonardo Da Vinci wrote notes in his notebook backwards by looking at his handwriting in a mirror. Some think this was for secrecy, but that sounds lame. Probably, it was more a matter of trying to make his brain work in different ways. Leonardo Da Vinci, they say, was curious about everything. He was curious aboutwater bugs and stars, but he also invented new styles of clothing and horribly effective instruments of war. He designed a really evil-looking military tank with sharp spikes sticking out on all sides to pierce anybody who came close. Inside the tank were horses that moved it along. It was a long time ago.
Curiosity invented the nuclear bomb. Itâs hard to come to a conclusion about whether curiosity is a good thing or bad thing for a human being. It probably all depends on what kind of human being you are.
Emerso
Lilly announced she was breaking up with Jake. This was an oft-repeated performance.
âCongratulations. Heâs a weasel.â
âShut up. You donât know anything.â
âLilly, be nice to your brother. Heâs under a lot of stress.â It was my father, passing through the kitchen on his way to the TV set in the living room.
âDad, I think we should move to Alaska,â Lilly shouted, but he was already out of the room.
âMaybe next week,â he said from a distance.
âI guess Jake was okay,â I conceded. A boldfaced lie.
âJake is irresponsible, inconsiderate, rude, self-centred, stupid, irritating, cruel, and he doesnât like to take showers.â
âYeah, but I mean aside from that, he was okay.â
Lilly smiled. I had forgotten what she looked like when she smiled. It was Momâs smile, but I didnât say that out loud.
âWant a coffee?â she asked.
âFrench vanilla cappuccino, maybe.â
So we walked down to Tim Hortonâs and she drank two cups of coffee, black. I had my French vanilla cappuccino.
âGuys donât drink that stuff,â she said. âYouâre not turning gay or anything, are you?â
âNot to worry. Besides, isnât that kind of unfair to assume drinking French vanilla cappuccino is a gay thing for a guy to do?â
Lilly scrunched up her nose. âYou are so analytical. Doesnât your brain get tired just analyzing stuff all the time?â
âYes.â I stared at the black lipstick marks Lilly had left on the white cup. It made the cup look like it had a moustache.
âSo things were pretty bad with Jake?â
âDonât make me even think about it.â
âJust thought you might want to talk.â
âJake is past tense.â
âThatâs very grammatical.â
âItâs not about grammar, ding dong. Letâs not talk about him. Or me. Letâs talk about Martin. How are you?â
It was like my sister had just arrived back from an extended visit to the evil empire of Jake. I didnât quite know how to react. âIâm doing okay,â I said. âDaveâs been helping me a lot.â
âYou still do some pretty peculiar stuff.â
âItâs my age.â
âWhat were you doing digging around in Momâs old flower bed at eleven oâclock the other night? That was pretty creepy. I thought maybe you had like killed someone, chopped them up into little pieces, and were burying the pieces in the
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