up, throw bombs, tack up slogans, something to give him an excuse.â
âInteresting, Iâll say that. Real interesting, but it ainât got no reality. You make us out like simple folk ainât never seen money, but those daysâre long gone. Ainât nobody here that principled. We all want our radio cassettes. We want our blue jeans. And specially, we want our rice. The best thing them Japs ever did was teaching us the taste of rice,â preaches the big mama. âWorst thing too. âCause you canât grow it here, you gotta buy it.â
âYou said it!â seconds the old man. âIâm from the generation what first tasted rice. Same as Guili. Couldnât believe it, thought I died anâ gone to heaven. Make a man go crazy, that taste. Better we shouldnâa known it at all.â
âIsnât the Presidentâs job to protect us?â argues Mr. Know-It-All. âKeep the big countries outside the reef?â
âBut the rice bomb done dropped anyway. President Guiliâs not gonna stop no tide. Even Tamang did a better job of seawallinâ Japan,â says the lanky fellow.
âHamburgers âstead of rice. Big diffârence,â says the old woman, perking up at the thought of the islandâs one and only burger joint, though sheâs never actually tasted a hamburger. If only her grandson would go buy her one.
âWell, maybe not. Isnât easy being a small country,â echoes the old man feebly.
âTake away the country, we still got the people,â says Mr. Know-It-All.
âBut thatâs just what this global-ation today donât allow,â says the lanky fellow, proud of the big words he knows. âJust like we donât like people to leave the village, big countries donât like us little islands floatinâ off alone. They got to work us in somehow. Give us aid, sell us junk, send us tourists, build bases, anâ we just gotta put up with it. Just the way it goes nowadays. Thatâs why we need somebody like Guili to do the troubleshooting with the outside world.â
âThatâs right,â seconds the old man. âSomebody gotta do the dirt work. Even if he is a crook.â
âHang on, donât you think weâre all maybe just a little too smart for our own good? Know-nothing island folk talking like regular experts!â says Mr. Know-it-all.
â âSpecially since we forget everâthing soon as we leave this here market anâ go right back to being good little villagers, glad to do what our President tell us. Something special âbout this place,â says the lanky fellow, thinking of his time in the Philippines, âeven if our soundinâ off donât carry far. Could say itâs these benches do the talking, not us.â
âYep, the gab goes on, only the speakers change. Our behinds get smarter every day, but we donât never do nothing,â the old man sighs with resignation.
âYah,â the old woman tags on, âbut what dâya make of them handbills all over town?â
Few would disagree that World War I marked the real beginning of the twentieth century (much as the nineteenth really began with Napoleonâs defeat in 1814). By 1914, local turmoil was building toward âworldâ turmoil, albeit limited to European battlefieldsâa singular moment in time and space for people all over the planet. Only with the twentieth century is everyone implicated in one world, like it or not.
The War to End All Wars may have been confined to Europe, but surrogate skirmishes flared up in colonies all around the globe. In a corner of New Guinea known as Kaiser Wilhelmland, a British Army brigade wiped out a defenseless German reconnaissance unit comprised mostly of natives; while in Tanganyika, German East Africa, Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburnâs tiny riverboat did battle with a German gunship. In Micronesia,