fact of the human condition, and we donât beat our heads against reality. We donât try to censor thought any more than we censor books. Was that the only difference?â
âOh no, it was all sorts of things, even food. I mean, he wasnât observant or anything like that. I mean he didnât go in for all that kosher stuff, like two sets of dishes, but there were things heâd never eaten. When we went out for dinner and Iâd order oysters on the half shell as an appetizer, heâd look away. He couldnât watch me eating them. And after we were married and Iâd make a ham steak for dinner, or pork chops, he wouldnât be able to eat. Heâd say he wasnât hungry.â
âEarly food habits are hard to overcome, I suppose,â said the rabbi.
âYes, but curiously, he likes lobster. But only in a restaurant. He wonât let me buy them and cook them at home.â
âSo what happened?â
âSo I kept my flat, and during the week I stay there, sometimes with Lew, and sometimes alone.â
âI see, and because sometimes you donât get along with your husband, you became anti-Semitic?â
She laughed. âOh, that was just to get a rise out of you. I thought you might get kind of stuffy if I upset you.â
âI see. And if I had, you wouldnât want to audit my course?â
âOh, I guess I would. I really do want to know whatâwhat makes you people tick.â
âTick?â
âYes, you know, what makes you different. I think maybe itâs because you people donât believe things, and we do.â
âIâm afraid I donât understand.â
âWell, for instance, weâre taught to believe in Santa Claus when weâre children. And weâre four or five years old before we get over it. Do you have anything like that?â
âNo, I canât say that we have,â the rabbi answered, his eyes twinkling.
âAll right. Then weâre taught the Adam and Eve story. That because they sinned by eating the apple, all generations of mankind are born in sin, and if theyâre not baptized, theyâll burn in hell forever when they die. Weâre usually in our late teens before we begin thinking that itâs more symbolic than actual, and some of us go on believing, at least on Sundays. That gives you a head start on the rest of us: you donât have to believe in anything if it doesnât make sense. Life is so easy for you. You donât have to worry about hell all the time. There was a saint or a holy man of some sort in the Middle Ages who never laughed. He said, âMy Lord is crucified and shall I laugh?â Well, we have the feeling that enjoyment, anything that gives us pleasure, is apt to be sinful and may lead to hell. It wouldnât be so bad if yours was one of those strange Eastern religions like Buddhism, say, but ours derives from yours, and your prophets are also ours. But you can enjoy life while we canât. So weâre jealous of you. Maybe thatâs the reason for anti-Semitism.â
He smiled. âAnd you think by taking my course you might learn to disbelieve?â
âYouâre laughing at me,â she said, âbut Iâm thinking I might get to know Lew better.â
Chapter 12
Three of the four desks and the several tables had been removed, and a large, oblong table had been installed instead. A dozen chairs had been set around the table, and the rabbi wheeled his swivel chair over. A blackboard had been installed in a corner: the rabbi wrote his name on it and announced, âI am Rabbi David Small.â
He glanced at his class list and said, âOn the basis of the names on my list, I presume all of you are Jewish.â He smiled. âSo we have a minyan.â
âThere are only nine of us,â someone objected.
âAnd I make the necessary ten,â said the rabbi. âBeing the tenth man at a minyan