cut your clothes off with a knife, call you names, and hit you. But she actually did pretty well with talking sweetly and saying âbabyâ and âhoney.â She just needed to make some money. âI hate that I have to do this fucking job,â she told me once. âI hate that I know writers who live off what they write. But most of them whore in some form. What can writers do for work? Not a lot. Mostly shit jobs that donât pay anything. Iâd rather suck cock. Itâs easier.â
She made a lot of money. Guys thought she was exotic. Like they were getting their very own taste of alternative before they went home to normal.
Daphne showed up four hours late to her shift almost every day. I assumed she was high, mainly because we all were. Sheâd stomp through the door in boots, growling about the train being late, and then sheâd transform into a girl right there in front of me. Boots off, slippers on. Hair tied back in a knot. Lip gloss. Lingerie. From Kali to Venus. Just like magic.
Most of those girls made pretty good cash. Iâd have done it, too, but I have a problem with jism. Well, that and the fact that half the time, the johns called me âsirâ anyway. Plus, you really had to give the creeps a massage. I donât want to work that hard for my money. So I just answered the phones for a straight-up $15 an hour.
Guys would call and say things like, âSo, what kinds of masseuses are in today?â and Iâd describe the girls in a sexy way, like, âWe have Brandy. Sheâs a redhead and very buxom; Iâm sure youâll like her.â Sometimes theyâd ask for girls by name, but usually they would just show up and all the girls would put down their Diet Cokes and pretend to be super hornyâlike rubbing down a goofy businessman is gonna make them cream all over the place. The guys were almost thankful, just regular guys who wanted a hand job before they got home. They worked in banks and insurance firms and whatever. Just like guys do. I never talked to any of them, but sometimes Iâd overhear the girls talking with them. They all looked like my dad. Well, they all looked like dads of some kind.
It was like prostitution lite. Most of the johns were looking for what they liked to think was âclass.â They didnât realize they could get a hand job for five bucks on Capp Street. This place was a nice penthouse apartment on the Embarcadero, where they could easily stop off after work. For $125 they could get a full-body massage from one of the lingerie-clad girls, and then they could turn over for a yank. The girls got to keep $80, plus whatever tips the johns gave them for extras, like taking off their tops and stuff.
I always liked Daphne. And now that I think about it, she never wanted any of the bag of coke I kept in my desk drawer for long shifts. She said she preferred pot, and that coke would make her vibrate on a totally different frequency.
I walk up to where sheâs standing, talking to Nat, and say hi. Nat looks a little mad, like maybe she thinks Iâm moving in. I see her straighten up, kind of flex her muscles. Sheâs a tall girl, too. Handsome, well built. She keeps her hair long, though. Itâs about shoulder length, which cracks me up. âWhy donât you cut that shit off?â I asked her once. âYou trying to pass for a girl?â But she brushed me off.
âThe ladies love this hair,â she said.
Soon as she realizes Iâm just making conversation, she drops the flexing bit. Nat gets uptight sometimes and can be a bully when she drinks. Sheâll yell at you if she thinks you arenât being respectful, but Iâve never seen her punch anyone. Iâm pretty good at calming her down. Isnât that the thing about us guys, though? We push and shove and puff up and thereâs a lot of dancing around, but no one really wants to get hit. Chicks are the ones that