âFreeze!â
âWhatâs black and white and red all over?â asks Melissa.
âA sunburned penguin!â shouts Jessica.
âWhy did two penguins jump when they first met?â asks Sam Lewis.
âDonât know,â says Amber.
âThey were trying to break the ice,â says Sam. âGet it?â
Ellie and I walk quickly into class. Mrs Gaytonâs sitting with a smug smile on her potato face.
âCops and robbers,â she says. âFancy.â
I go over and sharpen some pencils.
Ellie shuffles in her book bag.
âWell, itâs just what Iâve come to expect of a child like you, Scarlett McNally. Thoughtless behaviour thatâs caused Lord knows how much trouble.â Mrs Gayton leans back on her chair. âWhen I was in the paratroopers, we had an insolent little private like you. Came to a sticky end. Breaking rocks at Her Majestyâs Pleasure, these days.â
I stare hard at the pencils.
I could throttle her.
Ellie and I separate on the way home. She lives in a very clean white house on an estate of clean white houses. Inside, everything has somewhere to live. Uncle Derek never buys a box of cereal that wonât fit in the cupboard, or a milk container that wonât fit in the door of the fridge. Ellieâs never missed a single lunch payment, or brought the wrong pair of socks for PE.
At home we get everything wrong and Iâm always late with things, but Uncle Derek is scarily organised.
Heâs looked after Ellie since her mum walked outon them, although I donât know when that was, and heâs been helping Mum out since she sent Sydâs dad to South America. Now Iâm wondering how much thatâs because heâs been paid to hang around, and how much itâs because he wants to.
Itâs been about a year now.
I suppose Uncle Derekâs all right really, itâs just heâs such an alien. All that soap powder and fabric conditioner and things that smell of supermarkets.
Ellie loves him to bits, even though heâs a dad, not a mum. I guess sheâs making the best of it; after all, you can live perfectly well without a dad.
Mums are much more important.
I canât imagine life without Mum.
I donât go straight home; instead, I pass the back of the zoo. There are these tall concrete walls all around it. I could probably climb over them, but Iâve got some coins and after four oâclock, you can get through the turnstiles for fifty pence.
Anyway, I think Iâve done enough in the way of breaking in. I donât want to draw any attention to myself; although I donât suppose the zoo keepers would recognise me in my school uniform.
Outside the front is the long black car again. I stop to look at the little flag, sticking out ofthe end of the bonnet. Itâs got the three royal starfish of Dampmouth Bay Council, the same as all the wheelie bins, so itâs definitely the mayoressâs car.
Weird. Funny how you never see something then you come across it twice in one week.
Inside, I ignore the grubby undersized panda, and the stinky stick-insect house. I pass the flamingos and the screaming monkeys and head straight for the back.
The penguins are there. The three of them. One standing, two lying in their little pond. Itâs honestly no bigger than Sydâs paddling pool. Thereâs a big notice in front of them and this time I read it. Mum was right, they are trying to send them to some grand zoo in Canada.
Ellie and I should have looked.
We were so stupid. Weâll never live it down.
I lean on the railings round the enclosure and stare, and feel sad for them. I feel sad for me and Ellie too, although Iâd swear the little one smiles at me, which makes me feel less sad.
âAwful, innit,â says a manâs voice next to me.
âMm,â I say, watching the smallest penguin try to swim.
âLike theft,â he says.
âAh,â I
Christine Zolendz, Frankie Sutton, Okaycreations