alcoholic footballersâ¦â she gestured carelessly in the direction of poor Wayne Peterson, âbut if even he could manage to get here on time, I donât see why I should be made to look a fool by a third-rate Australian model-cum-actress.â
âMaybe sheâs on her way,â Miranda suggested. As someone not famous for getting to places on time herself, she felt obliged to leap to the other girlâs defence. âShe could have been held up in traffic.â
Her nasal passages were by this time becoming accustomed to the scent cloud. Either that, Miranda decided, or theyâd gone into self-preservation mode and given themselves a general anaesthetic.
âHmmph,â Elizabeth snorted, âthatâs what I was hoping, until the phone call ten minutes ago. Manâs voice, wouldnât give his name, ringing to tell me Daisy was unwell. Said she was in bed with a viral illness and that she wouldnât be able to make it tonight.â
âBut you donât believe him?â said Miranda.
âHe wasnât exactly going out of his way to sound believable. He treated the whole thing as a joke: âSheâs in bed with a virileâoops, sorry, viral illness.â And she was there, I could hear her, giggling away in the background like a silly teenager playing truant from school.â
âDaisy Schofieldâs nineteen.â Miranda remembered reading this in one of the salonâs glossy magazines. Feeling incredibly ancientâat twenty-threeâshe said, âShe is a silly teenager.â
âPeople have come here tonight expecting to meet her,â Elizabeth replied frostily, âand sheâs let us down. That girl needs to get a grip.â
Frankly, if Daisy was in bed with a virile male, Miranda thought, getting a grip was probably what she was doing right now.
***
By nine oâclock Greg Malone was beginning to wish he hadnât dragged Adrian along to this party. When Ade got it into his head to be argumentative there was no stopping him. God, it wasnât as if either of them was even interested in meeting some bleached-blond, obsolete travel show presenter.
âItâs breach of promise though, isnât it?â Adrian was enjoying the organizerâs discomfort. âWe paid good money for these ticketsââbig lieââand you havenât delivered. No Carol Newmanââ
âCaroline,â Greg murmured.
âShe was here,â the organizer insisted. âShe had to leave early.â
âAnd no Daisy Schofield. I mean, how fair is that?â Adrian tilted his head accusingly. âWe came along to meet celebrities and instead here you are, palming us off with a roomful ofâ¦nobodies.â
Stung, the woman said, âWeâve got Wayne Peterson.â
âOh big deal,â Adrian drawled. âHeâs sober .â
This was true. Having been given the mother of all talking-tos byâwell, his own motherâWayne Peterson was here tonight on his very best behavior. Miserably clutching his seventh glass of Perrierâand trying hard not to burpâhe was currently doing his best to appear interested in some old boreâs blow-by-blow account of the 1966 World Cup.
Sadly, Wayne was only fun when he had fourteen pints of Newcastle Brown inside him. Without the aid of alcohol, he was a personality-free zone.
Even Elizabeth had been sorely tempted to spike his water with vodka.
âLook, Iâm sorry if youâre disappointed.â She struggled to appease her two difficult guests. âLet me get you another drinkââ
âNever mind another drink,â said Adrian. âHow about a refund?â
âHe doesnât mean that,â Greg put in hurriedly. God, Adrian could be a pain sometimes. âOf course we donât want a refund. And yes, another drink would be great.â
Typically, there wasnât a circulating waiter in sight.