sure.
âSo what shall we talk about then?â Natalie said a little chirpily over the silence. âFeeding? Nappies and their contents? What do you do at this sort of thing? Compare stretch marks?â
The doorbell chimed again.
âOh, I invited someone else!â Meg said, clapping her palm to her forehead. âI completely forgot! The neighbours over the road â Jill and Steve?â She looked at Frances. âThey had a little girl recently. I dropped a note in last night; I thought Jill might want to come. Thatâll be her.â
Frances looked at the five mugs arranged on the tray and slowly got up and fetched another.
âIâll have to make another cafetière,â she said pointedly. âMegan never thinks these kinds of things through.â
But when Meg returned she did not have Jill or anyone who even looked like Jill with her. She had a man with a baby in his arms. A man who just by virtue of his sex immediately reminded Natalie that she had no make-up on again and that her tummy still flopped over the top of her trousers.
âWell!â Meg said. âThis is Steve and little Lucy. It seems that Steveâs a stay-at-home dad!â
âReally?â Jess said politely.
âHow interesting,â Natalie added, sucking her gut in with the remnants of her abdominal muscles.
âThatâs cool,â Tiff said in a low voice.
âBut youâre a man,â Frances said. âMen canât come to a mothersâ group. Itâs women only, Iâm afraid.â
It was Meg who took baby Lucy from Steveâs arms and sat the poor blushing man down before giving him back his daughter and pouring him a cup of coffee.
âOf course Steveâs allowed!â Meg said as lightly as she could. âOurs isnât a formal group â itâs more of a casual gathering and anyway I think I saw on the local news that Stoke Newington is the capital of stay-at-home fathers, so Iâm sure that men are allowed to go to even organised meetings. This is the age of equality, after all!â
Natalie and Jess murmured in agreement.
âBut she said she wanted to talk about breast feeding and compare stretch marks,â Frances said, nodding at Natalie. âYou canât do that with a man around!â
âDonât worry, Frances ,â Natalie said, carefully enunciating the other womanâs name. âI was only joking. Itâs just nice to get out of the house. We can talk about football for all I care.â
âI donât have to stay,â Steve said, half rising in his chair.
Three women ushered him back down. One didnât and one teenager stared quite hard at the table top and wished sheâd stayed in to watch This Morning .
âYouâll laugh,â Steve said. âBut Iâve been wondering and wondering all morning about coming over. Jill said I was an idiot to worry and that of course you wouldnât mind, but I thought â a bunch of girls together â you wonât want a man hanging round.â He smiled apologetically at Frances, whose face did not move a muscle. Steve, who had sandy hair and pleasant brown eyes, also seemed to have a treacherous complexion as he flushed perfectly pink once again. âJill earns the most money, you see, as a barrister. And Iâve started working from home as a freelance graphic designer. It made sense for me to give up my old job, it was something Iâve wanted to do for ages anyway â go solo. I like being a full-time dad, I donât think itâs undermining my manhood or anything. I think Iâm privileged actually, to be such a big part of Lucyâs life so early. So many dads miss out on this bit.â
The women did not actually say âAhhhhh,â but all of them thought it. Even Frances was touched.
âWell, good for you,â Natalie said. âFancy a slice of ginger cake?â
âOr what about a freshly