field.
A girl with black lipstick dressed in black, white, and a few strategic accents of red, looked up at him and said, âSay, â Halk-ma simu (ch)ias! ââ
So because she seemed to know what was going on, Mack said, â Halk-ma simu (ch)ias! â
And with that his wings folded in on themselves. And the feathered tail split again into legs.
Unfortunately he was still about twenty feet in the air, so he dropped like a stone.
Stefan leaped and caught him before he hit the ground.
âDude,â Stefan said, and set Mack on his feet.
Mackâs legs felt like they might buckle. He had had a pretty bad twenty-four hours, really, and shakiness was natural.
âThanks,â Mack said to Stefan.
âYouâre alive,â Jarrah said with a satisfied grin. âWas it kind of cool?â
His friends rushed to embrace him. Even Dietmar. And after some backslapping and whatnot, Mack disengaged and went to the goth girl.
âYou saved my life,â he said.
â Oui ,â she said. Which is French for âyeah.â
âYouâre one of us,â he said.
âYes, I am.â
âWhatâs your name?â
âSylvie Zola de Rochefort,â she said. It was a lot of name for a girl who wasnât very big. She was definitely smaller than Jarrah and even smaller than Xiao.
Her black hair was cut to chin length. Her eyes were dark and somewhat sad-looking. Her lashes were absurdly long and curved up to add a quizzical air to the sadness. Her skin was naturally paleâshe didnât seem to be wearing goth or emo white makeup. But her lipstick was black and her fingernails were bloodred.
âMy name is Mack. This is Jarrah, Xiao, Dietmar, and my friend and bodyguard, Stefan.â
âGood catch, friend and bodyguard,â Sylvie said to Stefan.
âHuh,â Stefan replied.
âWhere are you from, Sylvie?â Mack asked.
âA tiny little town in France, called Fouras. It is nowhere special.â
She pronounced special as spess-ee-al . Mack liked that. He liked it a lot.
âOkay, life stories later. Right now we need to go get that Key from MacGuffin,â Mack said. (Give the boy credit: he recovered quickly.) âWho are all these people?â
âTourists,â Xiao said.
âThey can see the castle?â
âMost of them appear to be aware of the castle,â Dietmar said.
âOkay, then,â Mack said. Then he raised his voice to be heard by all. You might wonder why a bunch of tourists would listen to Mack. After all, he was just a kid. But itâs a fact: if you want to get peopleâs attention, being catapulted through the air and then turning into a sort of goofy bird is a pretty good way to do it.
âListen to me,â Mack said. âNo one has seen that castle in a thousand years. A thousand years! Plus there are walking skeletons in there. Can you imagine the YouTube possibilities? The person who gets the best video online will get millions of hits. Millions!â
âAnd donât forget Facebook, Google Plus, and Twitter,â Jarrah pointed out.
âYouâll be more important in the Twitterverse than Ashton Kutcher,â Mack said.
After that, nothing was going to stop the horde. Roughly sixty-five people and approximately a hundred cameras began to march to the castle.
The rough climb over the rocks thinned the herd a bit, but in the end the Magnificent Five were accompanied to MacGuffinâs gate by about forty hardy men and women.
âWilliam Blisterthöng MacGuffin!â Mack yelled at the closed door. âYou have visitors!â
There was a long silence. Then, âGo away!â
âNo,â Mack said.
Another long silence. Then, âGang awaâ, ye interlopers. Ah demand mah privacy. Ah huv rights!â
âYou lost your rights when you tried to kill me!â Mack shouted back.
Stefan used a big rock to bang on the door. BANG BANG BANG