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âStop banging, yeâll ruin mah door. Thatâs hert oâ oak, ye cannae buy wood likâ that anymair!â
MacGuffin was concerned about the woodwork.
âThen open the door and give me the Key!â Mack yelled. âAnd our phones!â
This time the silence dragged on and on. But Mack made a âstay putâ gesture at his posse and they waited.
Then, with a clattering of chains and locks, the door opened a crack. Bristly beard and a single eye came into view. Every camera was rolling.
MacGuffin thrust out a hairy hand holding a stone circle perhaps seven inches across, with a hole in the middle.
Mack did not want to get near enough to that beard to take the stone. He nodded at Stefan, who stepped forward.
âGrrrr,â MacGuffin said furiously at Stefan.
âGrrrr back at you,â Stefan snarled.
âThe phones,â Mack said, his voice hard.
A fairy hand pushed a burlap bag out of the door, then withdrew.
The door slammed shut.
Mack turned to the somewhat disappointed tourists. âListen, folks: weâve got what we came for. We have to go. But you can all stay and drive that guy crazy.â
No one likes a spoiler, but no one likes a story that skips over an interesting development, either. Mack and the Magnifica have to move on. But just so you know: within a few days MacGuffin had cracked and opened his castle for regular tours. In fact, he was making a pretty penny from a gift shop that featured William Blisterthöng MacGuffin dolls and a recording of MacGuffinâs craziest rants.
Connie appeared in the background of a YouTube video but was never seen by the public. The rumor is that she moved to Ireland to avoid Frankâs revenge.
As for Mack, he would be going to France. Why? Because Sylvie said, âThere are two others like us, Mack. They are hiding in Paris. I risked everything to join you so that you and your friends might save them.â
âSave them from what?â Mack asked.
âThey have all come to Paris, Mack, all the forces of evil. They knew there were three of us who had gathered there, so they came to Paris to kill us and leave you powerless to complete the Twelve.â
âWhen you say, âThey have all,â what do you mean by that?â
âThe Tong Elves. Bowands. Skirrit. They say there is even a Gudridanâa giantâand maybe more. All under the command of two people: the man in green and his apprenticeâhe who is the twelfth of us.â
âValin?â
âYes,â Sylvie said. âMy half brother, Valin, the twelfth of the Twelve.â
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Twelve
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S ylvie had a short and emotionally repressed parting from her grandparents, who apparently understood that she would have to be gone for a while saving the world. There were shrugs, a few small hand gestures, and they did the kiss-kiss-on-the-cheeks thing.
The nowâMagnificent Five plus Stefan crammed back into the car and drove with their usual destructivenessâtwo sideswiped cars, a crushed stop sign, and a young woman on a bike who had to plow into a ditch to escape injury 19 âto reach the Clansman Hotel, where a boat could be found to take them out onto Loch Ness itself.
Normally the boat would take a whole load of tourists, but the tourists were all still busy at Castle Blisterthöngâas it would come to be knownâso Mack and his friends had the boat to themselves.
The captain was extremely reluctant to allow them to stop in the middle of the loch and use his megaphone to begin shouting at the water. But, as you may recall, Mack had a million-dollar credit card and, again, itâs kind of amazing what you can get people to do when you have that much money.
Boat rental: 500 GBP. 20
So the boat, HMS Heather Lochlear , stopped and wallowed in the midst of Loch Ness. Itâs a fairly narrow lakeâyou can see both sides at onceâbut quite long, so you canât see end to end. They