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bar after a quick word with the barman. Of course, if you get it wrong, sheâs a terrorist and youâve got about ten seconds to finish your drink.)
After she got out, more or less decent now, I readjusted the rear-view mirror back to its driving position and followed her in.
Simon was on one phone at his desk, grunting a lot but not saying much. I motioned to the other phone, and he waved me go ahead, so I parked a buttock on the edge of the desk and fished out a scrap of paper â a cigarette paper â from my wallet. The number pencilled on it was Zariaâs workplace. Or so Zaria had assured me.
âAurora Corona,â said a fruity voice.
âWhat?â
âAurora Corona Rest Home. Who is this?â
Where did they get a name like that? I thought that was a Mexican beer.
âEr ... Iâd like to speak to â¦â
âNo telephone calls accepted for residents ââ I wondered how long it had taken him to break the habit of saying âinmatesâ â âduring luncheon.â
âActually, it was one of your staff I was ââ
âIâm sorry ââ Oh no you werenât â âbut we do not accept personal calls until after four pmâ
âBut itâs important.â
âWho did you wish to speak to?â he mellowed.
âZaria.â
âHmmm. Is it an emergency?â
âYes.â
âAre you a relative?â
âYes. Itâs family business.â
âZaria who?â
Oh shit.
âPardon?â
âWhich Zaria? We may have several on the staff.â
You bastard.
I hung up. That would teach me to pay more attention, to put names to phone numbers. Now they were unfashionable, maybe it would be okay to get a Filofax. No. Things werenât that bad.
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The Boozebuster went off without a hitch. The unsuspecting and very sloshed Mr Harding was bundled out of the pub and into the back of Armstrong with the four girls in various stages of undress. It was a bit of a squash, but he didnât seem to mind, and Iâd put on a tape of golden oldies (stuff from around 1985) for them to sing along to. Before we got to his office, heâd persuaded Kim and Eddie (with a fistful of notes) to come with him and start another party at his local wine-bar after heâd âcleared his desk.â I took Jacqui and Frances back to Southwark and collected my wages from Simon.
Then I headed north in the general direction of Redbridge to the Aurora Borealis Bide-A-Wee rest home, or whatever they called it, determined to get Zaria well sorted.
The clever devil whoâd answered the phone had said private calls after 4.00 pm, which I guessed would be a shift change for the staff. I remembered something Zaria had said about clocking on at 8.00 in the morning, and 8.00-to-4.00 seemed a reasonable working day. Well, to some people. To me, it sounded depressing.
With the traffic thickening and the street lights coming on, it would be after 4.00 when I got there. London traffic now moves at an average speed of 11 miles per hour. Cabs carrying Sherlock Holmes did better than that, and you couldnât grow roses using Armstrongâs exhaust.
I was thinking about life, the universe and how much I liked Kim Carnesâs voice (a voice that makes you regret moving to filter cigarettes) on the tape-deck when I began to conjure up a mental picture of Billy Tuckett. At first it was back in university days again, and then, suddenly, him lying all bloody in Sunilâs bathtub, and it wasnât even funny bizarre any more.
It wasnât a vision or a psychic experience or a message from above. (Falling over is Godâs way of telling you the barâs about to shut, in my book.) Maybe it was delayed shock. Maybe it was drugs. I made a note to get some.
I donât know what it was. I just found Armstrong heading towards Lucy Scarrott.
On the speakers, Kim Carnes was feeling it in the air and