adult-video arcades!â
âThen you should be delighted to have this chance to see some,â she said sweetly. âWhoops, is that a phone ringing somewhere?â
âIt sure as hell is, and Iâll bet itâs Brandon. God, I was supposed to meet him atââ He checked his watch. âTen minutes ago. A fitting for the tux.â He scanned the area frantically. âDo you see anything in this jungle that resembles aphone, or should I go answer that trumpet-flower thing? Thatâs where the ringingâs coming from.â
âIâm sure thatâs a flower.â She moved the petals aside and saw nothing but lava rocks behind it.
âThis is ridiculous. We canât even answer theââ
âOh!â With sudden inspiration, she looked at the remote in her hand. âHereâs a button marked phone. Letâs see what happens if I push it.â
His eyes widened in panic. âDonât! It might be a video phone or something.â
âOkay, then take it.â She thrust the remote at him. âYou push those little buttons and Iâll leave the room.â
âAnd go where?â he asked, sounding even more agitated.
âTo the bedroom.â She winked at him. âMaybe Iâll slip into something more comfortable.â
âBut you donât have any other clothes!â He sounded very worried.
She glanced over her shoulder. âI know.â Then she crossed the footbridge with her best eye-catching walk. Poor Noah. When she decided to make her move, he wouldnât know what hit him.
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W ITH TREMBLING HANDS Noah turned off the power to the big-screen TV, finally erasing the erotic images that had nearly driven him to do something heâd regret. Glancing uneasily toward the bedroom, afraid of what Keely might be up to in there, he pushed the button for the phone. Once again motors whirred as the rock wall parted and a shelf slid out, presenting him with a cordless phone.
Setting the remote on the shelf, Noah picked up the phone and turned it on. âHello?â
âNoah!â Brandon sounded relieved.
âListen, Iâm sorry Iâm not down there like Iâm supposed to be. Thereâs beenââ
âI heard about that. I dialed your room and couldnât getyou, so the guys and I decided to go up there, because itâs not like you to be late. Thatâs when we found yellow crime-scene tape everywhere. Man, we went on a rampage, finally got ahold of the manager, Ames, and he told us what happened. I rescheduled the fittings for thirty minutes from now. Can you make that okay?â
âSure. I could come down now if you want.â
âThey have another wedding party in the rental shop right now, but we can go have a beer if you want to. Or we could all come up there and see your new room. Is it pretty cool?â
âItâs okay.â Noah didnât want to describe it because his friends would be up in a heartbeat to check it out. âThe usual.â
âIt must at least have a hot tub or something, right?â
âWell, yeah, it does.â Noah picked up the remote to find out what else it controlled besides the TV and the phone cabinet.
âWhere? In the bedroom? Our honeymoon suite has a hot tub in the bedroom.â
âUh, itâs on the terrace.â
âThe terrace? Damn it, son, we donât even have a terrace, let alone one big enough for a hot tub. Whatâs your view like?â
âUm, you knowâtown, the mountains, stuff.â
âI gotta see this. Whatâs your number?â
âWell, I donât know if you can just come up. Thereâs a special elevator.â In his agitation Noahâs thumb clamped down on one of the buttons on the remote. Another rock panel slid back to reveal a completely stocked wet bar backed by mirrored glass.
âA special elevator?â Brandon cried. âShitfire, youâre on
Eric Flint, Charles E. Gannon