well.
âI could be subconsciously afraid,â I say. âThough that sounds like something my mom would think. Sheâs a psychotherapist.â
âCool,â says Logan, which almost makes me drop his hand.
âYou have no idea,â I say. âAnd my dadâs a financial planner. Theyâre both obsessed.â
Logan shrugs. âAll adults are obsessed about something,â he says.
âEven your parents?â
âMy momâs a teacher. Thereâs nothing worse than having a teacher for a parent, unless itâs having a parent whoâs a teacher at your own school. Fortunately I donât have that to deal with. As it is, I canât get away with anything. When she asks âHow was school today?â she really means it.â
I imagine what it would be like if one of my parents was a teacher, and have to agree with Logan: nothing would be worse. At least I enjoy some peace for a few hours a day, and I can brush off questions about how school is going because they donât have a clue.
âWhat about your dad?â I say. âWhatâs his obsession?â
Logan hesitates so long that I start to think I shouldnât have asked, that maybe his dad has a top secret profession such as a spy, or an undercover law enforcement officer.
Eventually he clears his throat and tells me his dad is a biologist, which doesnât sound strange at all, and I want to ask Logan what the problem is when he says, âMy dadâs always going on about global warming and climate change and how humans are a scourge on the face of the planet and Earth would be better off without us.â
âThat is harsh,â I say.
âHow do you know you saw an extinct ape?â asks Logan.
âI found an article on the computer with a drawing of a skeleton and a ton of text. I think it describes what I saw, though I donât understand all of it.â
âLet me read it,â says Logan.
I slip off my backpack and weâre digging through the front pocket for the article when Amber shows up.
âLooking for her flea powder?â she says.
âNope,â says Logan. âBear spray.â He stands and faces her with one hand behind his back. Heâs holding the article rolled up in his fist, but of course Amber doesnât know that. She looks at the place where his arm disappears, then searches Loganâs face, looking for a sign, perhaps of Loganâs usual humour and good will.
Logan doesnât flinch.
âOh I was just kidding,â says Amber, backing away. She scampers around us, laughing in a forced way. âIâll see you at school!â she says over her shoulder.
âNot if I see you first,â says Logan under his breath. He puts a smile on his face and he waves, so I wave too for a few seconds, then I stop. I donât like this fakeness. I donât like pretending to be friendly when Iâm not. It worries me that this is how people have treated me all my life, pretending to accept me but believing Iâm a weirdo misfit midget.
âLogan,â I say, âwe donât have to do this. Letâs go.â I take his hand. I take his hand. I canât believe it, but I do. It frightens and excites me, thinking what I might come up with next.
chapter
twelve
School is pretty boring, all day, though any time I bring my hand near my nose, I can smell Logan Losino, so thatâs kind of fun. Plus I tell myself Iâll never get dandruff on my palm which is a good thing, and it makes me laugh inside even when Mr. Brumby continues his reign of terror by springing a surprise quiz on us in math class.
Logan is waiting for me at the front door after school. For a change thereâs no sign of Amber or Topaz, so I guess they have dance lessons. Logan walks me back to his place where Pinky is stashed. Thereâs no sign of Franco either; heâs probably at the gym learning how to bench-press small