stolen Fip and, even worse, had intended to delete a teacher. But she couldnât help feeling at fault. She shouldnât have brought Fip to school and she shouldnât have experimented on anything living. It was too dangerous, and the consequences were too unpredictable.
Mrs. Norker glared at both of them. âTell me exactly whatâs going on here.â
Lerner pushed up her glasses. If she told the truth, it would be the end of her private experiments with Fip. Keeping Fip a secret all to herself was exciting, but the responsibility was becoming overwhelming.
Lerner took a deep breath and handed Mrs. Norker the bottle. She told them about Fip and how whatever he ate disappeared. As Mrs. Norker and Mrs. Nitz listened, the wrinkles on their foreheads kept getting deeper.
Lerner imagined what would happen next: The principal would run to her office and call the FBI. The FBIâs Division of Unexplained Phenomena would assign the X-Files team to confiscate and study the worm. Tearfully, Lerner would say good-bye to Fip, but sheâd receive a Medal of Honor for discovering a new species and becomethe youngest person to be appointed X-Files Consultant. Every day after school, theyâd want her to go over to the FBI building and help with Fip-related research. Maybe theyâd even allow her to skip school entirely and serve the nation by working for the FBI.
Mrs. Norker held Fipâs bottle up and looked at the worm inside. âIf you think this is funnyââ
âNo!â Lerner said, âIââ
âTelling crazy fairy tales isnât going to help. Iâm calling your parents, Lerner.â She turned to Mrs. Nitz. âI suggest you take your son home and have a long talk with him about all this. First thing on Monday morning, weâll have a conference. Iâd like your husband here, too, Mrs. Nitz, and both your parents, Lerner.â She shook her head and handed Fipâs bottle to Lerner. âYouâd better own up to the truth.â
While Mrs. Nitz and Mrs. Norker worked out the details for the meeting, Lerner stood holding the bottle in a confused fog. Lerner had spilled her guts and they didnât believe her. Now what? They werenât going to let her or Bobby off the hook without an explanation, but if they didnât believe the truth, then what could she and Bobby do?
She glanced over at Bobby. He was staring at her. Like it or not the two of them were caught in the same net.
On the ride home, Lernerâs parents were mad, but they were willing to hear her side of the story. She tried to explain the whole thing about Fip to her parents. They listened quietly and then her mother said that maybe they should all see a really nice kind of doctor. Lerner knew what that meant. They thought she was crazy.
She spent the night in her room, trying to figure out what to do next.
Lerner woke to the sound of Mr. Nitz shouting. She jumped out of bed and ran to the window. Bobby was sitting on his back steps, staring at his shoelaces. Lerner opened the window wider.
âYou have nothing to say, do you?â Mr. Nitz was saying. âWell, thatâs because you donât even have half a brain.â
The words hung in the air like a black cloud.
Lerner grabbed a piece of paper. If Fip could take the Attacka out of Attackaterriers, he could take the meanness out of Mr. Nitz. She wrote in tiny letters:
Mr. Robert Nitzâs meanness toward Bobby
Last night, she had promised herself no more risky experiments, but this one felt right.
Fip was hungry, and the tiny letters went down quickly.
Lerner looked out her window.
âLook at me when Iâm talking to you,â Mr. Nitz said.
Bobby looked up. Mr. Nitz froze and then shivered, as if an invisible creature had scurried up his spine. His neck lengthened and then his whole body relaxed. He shook his head, confused. âI donât know what got out of me. I mean, what got into