Free Dave Cameron and the Extraterrestrial by V Bertolaccini Page A

have you checked
out!”
    “ What
about?”
    “ It’s
your blasted memory!” he screamed.
    “ Well
then it is about time you told me!”
    “ I will!
I’m coming to that!” he replied, calming himself.
    Cameron gasped,
wondering if he would get it for the crime! What was he on about
though? He had not actually committed a crime! Other than take the
old drunk home! Was it about something he had done before he had
been found in the pool of mud in the field? Was he actually
wanted!
    He could not
be! He could tell by all the people who knew him that he had
not!
    Malone took his
official pose and sat studying him, as though a judge ready to
sentence him for a crime against humanity and that he would regret
it for the rest of his life, and he wondered what he was up to when
he never and just sat staring at his face with deep emotions about
something, and Cameron wondered what the outcome of it could
possible be.
    “ You
remember what you did after the bar?” he asked, curiously examining
him.
    “ Yes! I
had to walk back here in the end ...”
    “ Have you
been back to that small roadside wood I asked you not to go
near?”
    Cameron just
replied that he never, and wondered what he was being accused of
there!
    “ It was
me who saw you climbing down a well in the middle the wood on
Floors Road! You had no right to be there!”
    Cameron
realized that it was not someone else who complained and that he
might have been following him around, and he wondered if had been
watching him at the bar!
    “ I’m
warning you not to do it again and I’m sending you to a doctor to
exam your head! If there’s something wrong with your memory or
brain we should have it revealed!”
    Cameron
realized that he should visit the doctor and have him explain what
had happened!
     

Chapter 17
     
    The Doctor
     
    Cameron had to
rush to the doctor’s as he forget the appointment, after Simpson
got them drunk in a drinking session lasting hours!
    He sat there
considering what would happen if the doctor never accepted him, and
realized after thirty minutes of sitting in the silent empty
waiting room that he would just get another blasted appointment and
marched up to the doctor’s door and knocked, and eventually sat
back down and waited!
    After another
thirty minutes he grew tired and started to feel all the drink he
had consumed.
    He grew
impatient and then deep anger at the doctor and his treatment and
suddenly leapt on his feet and ran and jumped hard against the
doctor’s door, and started shouting at the doctor calling him a
bald headed dick, and if he never served him he would report him to
the highest officer he could get hold of!
    After fifteen
minutes more he ran over and yanked the door open, ready to give
him a piece of his mind on his treatment of dedicated hardworking
soldiers!
    Yet he searched
the office, not believing his eyes, realizing the doctor was out
for lunch, and was annoyed at him not leaving any sign of it to
warn him!
    He decided to
wait for his return there, sure that it could not be long after the
tremendous wait, and he rushed into the room and banged the door
shut and jumped into the doctor’s seat! Put his legs up on his
desk, and started swinging the doctor’s stethoscope over his head
making loud helicopter sounds.
    He put on the
doctor’s white jacket and stood admiring it in a mirror and did a
cartwheel across the floor, and was in the middle of doing a
handstand on the doctor’s desk, while he did impersonations of a
doctor, when a woman yanked open the door!
    He immediately
jumped down and sat in his seat, and he pretended to be the doctor
and right away told her to undress and put her clothes in the
corner to see if she would do it, and was surprised that she did,
and he followed through with it and demanded she hurried up!
    She grudgingly
removed clothing and when she was standing naked he shifted over
and started to stroke her thigh, and asked her, “Do you know what
this is for?”
    “ Yes!”
she