Free Dave Cameron and the Extraterrestrial by V Bertolaccini Page B

moaned. “You’re checking me for any abrasions and
dermatological abnormalities?”
    Surprised at
her reaction he began to fondle her breasts, and cried, “Do you
know what I’m doing now?”
    “ Yes!”
she moaned firmly. “Your checking for lumps!”
    He firmly
embraced her and they rolled over together across the examination
table, and lowered themselves onto the floor in lustful mad
passion!
    He started
removing his trousers, and panted, “Do you know what we’re doing
now?”
    “ Yes!”
she moaned loudly, realizing what she was doing. “You’re making it
with the doctor’s wife!”
    She swiftly
shifted away and fixed up her clothing and left, and as she left
the door gave him a sexy smile.
    Eventually the doctor turned up and ordered
him to get out his seat, and Cameron realized that he had to know
what he had done with his wife, and sat in a seat opposite him
considering ways to cover it up!
    His stared eyes studied Cameron with
amazement, and penetrated deep into his mind trying to grasp his
thoughts, and Cameron wondered why.
    The doctor, after he had finished
cleaning the mess he had made of his desk, asked him firmly, “Tell
me w hat you do in an
average day?”
    “ Well!”
he replied, realizing he needed to cover up what he did with his
wife. “It starts in the middle of the night! My wife always wakes
me at three in the morning for a massive wild sex session,
including oral sex and masturbation all over the bedroom floor, and
again at five where we spend hours making love before I go to
work!”
    “ Is that
what’s causing the problem?” the doctor asked,
curiously.
    “ No! Doc!
That’s not it! When I get on the train to work there’s always this
beautiful girl I meet every morning and we sneak into an empty
compartment and have wild sex sessions rolling all over the
floor!”
    “ Now I
see ...”
    “ No! Not
that! When I get to work my secretary really fancies me and I have
to make it with her in the storeroom during morning break and all
the other office girls arrive and we have a massive orgy lasting up
to hours!”
    “ Oh!” the
doctor replied, slightly confused.
    “ Doc!
There’s more! For lunch I go to the local sandwich bar where this
really sexy woman works! And we always pop into the back room for a
quickie, which usually ends up with us spending hours rolling
around the floor in a mad frenzy of lust!”
    “ Oh!”
    “ Then in
the afternoon I have to make it with my attractive lady boss in her
office for hours because if I don’t she says she’ll fire me! Then
when I get home the minute I walk in the door my wife grabs sexual
organs and we have wild sex sessions rolling all over the living
room floor until we go to bed!”
    The doctor
scratched his head, and asked firmly, “So what’s your problem?”
    “ I have a
sore willy!”
    The doctor started shouting at him for
wasting his time, and clearly recalled he was an army doctor and
dealing with a soldier!
    The doctor calmed himself, and started
over again, and told him firmly, “Now tell me what you do in an average day!”
    “ Every
time I make it with my wife, while drunk, I collapse in a heap on
the floor ...”
    Suddenly the
doctor looked up and explained to him how he could help him and
Cameron realized he thought he meant he was infertile and could not
get his wife pregnant, and the doctor handed him a sperm sample jar
and asked him to use the jar!
    Astonished at
it, he moaned back, “What! You expect me to stick my sexual organs
in that dirty old jar?”
    “ What!”
the doctor moaned, annoyed. “You ejaculate in it!”
    “ What
from here?” he answered “From this side of the table?”
    “ No!” the
doctor shouted. “From your bloody house!”
    Tired and
wanting to rest Cameron just took the jar and left through the
waiting room.
    Early the next
morning he arrived back drunk from a bar and handed over the jar
empty, and the doctor moaned, “I asked you to use that jar?”
    “ Well
doc!” he