covering my ears and eyes at all the gross parts.
Nancy insists on treating us to lunch at the Princeton Arms on Nassau Street. She parks several blocks away, part of her plan, she observes, to be like Belinda who lost tons and tons of weight simply by adding up five miles every day here and there.
âReally,â I say again, âyou shouldnât take Belinda too seriously. Sheâs just a ditzy Sass! columnist, kind of loosey-goosey with the truth.â I laugh as if loosey-goosey with the truth is all fun and games.
âShe better not be loosey-goosey with the truth, or sheâll be looking at a hefty libel suit someday.â
That does it. I resolve to keep my mouth shut whenever Nancy mentions Belindaâs column.
We stop at the Ann Taylor window to comment on the slim pencil skirts and strapless sundresses. In the good old days we cursed Ann Taylor as an evil bitch who designed the kind of clothes that made us miserable. But now we are drawn to Ann Taylorâs altar of anorexia like religious converts. Visions of us finally being allowed into stores like this are what keep us going, and override Debâs concern about pouch splitting.
At the Princeton Arms, Nancy leads us to the club level with her special key that comes from being a partner in her swanky law firm. The lounge is gorgeous. Deep walnut paneling, discreet lighting, and breathtaking panoramic views of Princeton University. Itâs very quiet, except for the occasional shuffling of newspapers.
A beefcake waiter named Brian pours out our glasses, plunks the bottle back in the chilled silver bucket, bows, and leaves. All three of us watch him go, his rearview almost as good as his front. Then Nancy raises her glass and we do the same.
âTo Deb. For having the guts to lose her guts.â
âHear, hear,â we chime, clinking glasses.
âSoooo,â Nancy begins, getting right down to business. âWhatâs this about Paul not being on board?â
Deb pushes back her blond curls. I try to imagine her sixty pounds thinner, dimple-free. Will she be the same old Deb? Itâs hard to envision her as something besides the Earth mother to Anna and Dylan. Sheâs such a homebody, always doing crafts, covering her windows with childrenâs glass paint, knitting, tattingâwhatever that is. Deb hardly ever leaves the house if she can help it.
âItâs not so much that heâs not on board, as that he still has to get used to the idea,â she says. âYou know, heâs so accustomed to me being this way. Then there are the risks of surgery. Heâs not exactly thrilled about that.â
âUnderstandable.â Nancy puts on her courtroom frown. âBut of course heâs going to take care of you when you get back from the hospital.â
âUhhh . . . more like Anna. Sheâs on school vacation.â
âAnnaâs fifteen. She has her own life. What about Paul?â
I tense up for Debâs sake. Sometimes Nancyâs well-meaning grilling can be a bit hard to take.
âHe has work.â Deb says this in such a way that itâs obvious work means something other than work.
Nancy slaps her thighs. âAlrighty. Then Iâll arrange for a nurse.â
âNo, donât . . .â Deb starts, but Nancy wonât hear of it.
âListen. I am happy to. Itâll put my mind at ease knowing that youâve got professional care. I donât want you oozing and dripping all over the place with only a teenager at the helm. You can even stay with me for the first week, if you want. Lord knows I have the room now that Ron has, um, moved in with his Latina lover.â
At this Nancy takes a large gulp of champagne, an overboard attempt at trying to appear carefree, in my opinion. Since Ron walked out, sheâs consistently maintained that his leaving was for the best. But anyone who knows Nancy and Ron knows otherwise.
Iâve always liked Ron.