your name?â
âUh.â Deb shoots a glance at Suze, who seems to know whatâs going on by the way she winks at her encouragingly. âYou want to know the real reason?â
âNo,â Nancy says. âTell us the made-up version.â
Deb seems temporarily confused. She bites her lip and then says, âAbout six months ago I started looking into this because, like Iâve said, no diet works for me.â
Nancy throws up her hands. âI canât believe it!â
âWait,â Deb says, clutching her arm. âLook. Itâs true. You and Nola have already lost, what, six pounds since we formed the pact?â
Actually, after my slip-up on pizza last night, the ice-cream sandwich the night before, not to mention those amazing piña coladas at Caribeâs on Thursday, I havenât lost one ounce. But really getting into a diet takes time. I donât want to shock my body, after all.
âDo you know how much weight Iâve lost? None. Iâve gained.â Deb is near tears, her perpetual state these days. âItâs like my body is working against me. But I know that if I have this surgery, Iâll be able to get my weight under control. I thought that maybe if you went to Suzeâs seminar you might get enlightened.â
âEnlightened?â Nancy says.
âBecause youâre always so quick to dismiss it. I mean, even after I got insurance approval and was ready to go I didnât tell you because I was sure youâd either laugh at me or try to talk me out of it or . . .â Sheâs crying so hard now, she canât go on.
Nancy holds out her arms and Deb collapses into them. I pat her shoulder and tell her that of course we understand, of course this is right for her, though Iâm thinking that this changes everything. With a stomach the size of a thumb, Deb is going to zip right past us on the weight-loss front. I mean, what are Nancy and I supposed to do, walking around with these stomach fists that need to be filled?
âIâm so glad you came,â Suze says, having concluded that we are now safe to approach. âDeborahâs told me so much about you during her counseling sessions.â
Nancy and I smile politely, both of us silently wondering what, exactly, Deborah has said. I hope she didnât mention anything about me ripping my pants and exposing my pink granny underwear in front of Nigel Barnes.
âDebâs lucky to have such support when she comes in for surgery Monday.â
Monday? So soon. Thatâs just two and a half days away. Only two more days of normal eating for herâever!
âRight,â Nancy bluffs. âMonday. Weâre looking forward to it.â
âAnd Paul?â Suze asks tentatively. âHas he changed his mind?â
Deb fiddles with the ring of her notebook. âHeâs coming around. Slowly.â
Suze reaches out and squeezes Debâs hand. âIâm sure he will. Itâs not uncommon for a partner to have doubts. After all, this surgery is not without its risks.â
âAnd he says he likes me the way I am.â
âHeâll like you even better,â Suze says confidently, âalive and healthy.â
Chapter Eight
âOK,â says Nancy when we emerge like blinking moles into the light of day. âThis calls for champagne.â
âI canât have champagne. Itâs two days before surgery,â Deb says. âIâm supposed to drink only clear liquids.â
âAnd what do you call champagne?â Nancy opens the door of her Saab and practically pushes Deb into the backseat, giving me a we-need-to-talk look over the roof of her car.
I still havenât completely comprehended Debâs undertaking. Gastric bypass. Sheâs really going to do it. No more popcorn. No more margaritas. No eighteen inches of intestines. Now I wished Iâd paid more attention to Suzeâs lecture instead of