very confusing.
My free arm, the one not being held by Blue-Ear, swings out, searching for something solid to brace against. My hand clutches at a shoulder. I pull myself upward and see that itâs Daisy, not looking very happy about this interaction.
âSorry,â I say. âSeem to be having trouble with my balanceââ
She pushes my hand away, but it swings back toward herâthat arm appears to be even more confused than the rest of my unsteady body. Daisy deflects it again, this time grabbing my forearm and using my momentum to spin me back around to face Blue-Ear. He grabs my collar and yanks me forward, away from Daisy.
âThatâs great,â she says. âI was wondering if Iâd get groped tonight.â
âOn the bright side,â Blue-Ear says, âjust two more and youâll get your self-defense stripes.â
âFunny.â
âWas an accident,â I say over my shoulder. The dizzy feeling intensifies, and my face smacks into Chunkâs palm. He pushes me back up and grabs my disobedient arm. âOh, hey, thanks.â
âLetâs move out of the thruway, sir,â Blue-Ear says.
Daisy eyes me as I struggle in his and Chunkâs grip. âYou want any help there, Mac?â
âWe got this one,â Chunk says. âYou might want to grab that other guy before he puts his head through the screen. Or worse.â
âFrozen crap on a stick,â Daisy mutters, then goes after Jerry, whoâs crawling over the railing and into the display alcove.
My uninhibited male brain canât help but admire Daisyâs backside as she leans forward and pulls Jerry back from the edge, and Iâm momentarily envious of him. Why arenât I the one being manhandled by the athletic Valkyrie?
âHey,â I say to Chunk and Blue-Ear as they drag me away. My legs donât seem to be working, and my feet drag along the deck, making occasional squeaking noises. âIâm not drunk, you know.â
âWhatever you say, sir,â Blue-Ear says.
âIâve got a hollow leg!â I think Iâm singing now. Jerry appears to be dancing with Daisy, or possibly wrestling. Hard to tell from here.
âJust another Sunday night, huh, Greg?â Chunk says to Blue-Ear.
Blue-Ear shakes his head. âGlad I joined the navy.â
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There are no clocks anywhere on this ship. Well, not literally, but there are no time-telling devices in most places where they would actually be useful to passengers. No clocks in my stateroom, no clocks in the elevators, no clocks in the dining areas. Itâs somewhat counterintuitive, considering how tightly scheduled all shipboard activities are. For example, breakfast service ends at 11:00 a.m. preciselyâand I mean precisely ; thereâs actually a metal shutter that closes over the buffet areaâand lunch doesnât start until 11:30, so thereâs a whole half-hour when the only food option available appears to be vegetation from the cocktail bars.
Okay, itâs probably not quite that bad, but thatâs how it feels when I stagger out of bed at 11:05, wondering just how much alcohol I consumed last night. I shamble from one dining area to another, watching other passengers finish off their meals and gazing forlornly at the closed-off serving sections where, mere minutes ago, heaping piles of hot, salty, possibly deep-fried foods were just waiting to be shoved into my face.
I spend probably a full minute staring at a half-eaten strip of bacon on someoneâs discarded plate, at war with myself over whether to stoop that low, until a boxy cleaning robot comes along and clears the table. My stomach rumbles. My head hurts. A lot.
I have many important questions to consider. Why Paul put me on this ship. What it means that the captain is also in the loop. But most important, where the hell Iâm going to find some goddamn food right
Eric Flint, Charles E. Gannon