Guy.
âLetâs see that hand,â said Bruce.
âItâs fine,â said Jude. âJust keep your nose out of things, right?â
â
You
keep your bogging nose out of things, you stupid interfering pig!â Rochelle yelled. âHow
dare
you come charging up acting like a total idiot! You canât tell me who I can talk to!â
âHe obviously wants to do a lot more than talk, idiot. Heâs way too old for you. And he looks a complete plonker too. What does he think he is, an extra in
Pirates of the Caribbean
?â
âI think heâs really cool,â said Rochelle. âAnd I think he liked me, until
you
mucked it up telling him how old I am.â
âYeah,
twelve
â but youâve got the brains of a six-year-old,â said Jude, poking Rochelle.
âDonât you dare start hitting me!â said Rochelle, pushing Jude.
âSomeone needs to slap some sense into you! Canât you see what those boys are
like
?â
âYouâre just jealous because they were chatting to me, not you,â said Rochelle. âYou canât stick it if someone fancies me, Jude Diamond.â
âOh for Godâs sake, stop being so
idiotic
!â said Jude, shoving her in exasperation.
Rochelle was wearing her best red suede high heels. She found it hard to balance on them at the best of times. She tottered backwards and ended up on her bottom with her legs in the air.
Pirate Boy was still lurking at the end of Mercury Street. He was looking back over his shoulder. Rochelle went as red as her shoes. She swore furiously, staggered upright and flew at Jude, trying to scratch her face with her long fingernails.
âHey, hey, cut it out, girls!â Bruce cried.
They both told him to mind his own bogging business and carried on fighting. Jude could normally floor Rochelle in seconds but now Rochelle was so angry she was almost a match for her. I screamed, begging them to stop. Martine pocketed her phone and tried to wade between them. Jude accidentally punched her on the shoulder. Martine whipped off her shoe and started trying to whack them both about the head.
âStop it! Please stop it, you crazy girls!â Bruce shouted hoarsely.
âThis will put a stop to it,â Mum gasped, waddling up to us with a brimming bucket.
Suddenly we were all drenched in soapy water, screaming, sobbing, soaking wet.
âMy cardieâs all wet! And Bluebell!â I wailed.
âHow
dare
you, Mum!â Martine said furiously.
âIf youâre all going to act like little wildcats youâll get treated like them,â Mum retorted.
â
I
wasnât fighting, I was trying to stop them. Look, my mobileâs soaked! Iâll kill you if youâve ruined it!â
âMy best suede shoes! Theyâre sodden! Youâve spoiled them. Youâve all utterly humiliated me. I hate you all!â Rochelle screamed.
âShut up, you stupid little show-off, youâre the one that started all this,â said Jude. Her wet hair stuck flat to her head so she looked like a seal. She felt her face and looked at the smear of blood on her fingers. âYouâve clawed me, you little cat!â
She gave Rochelle another push. Rochelle retaliated by trying to scratch her again.
âMum, Mum, stop them!â I shrieked, shaking my wet hair out of my eyes.
Mum didnât seem to be listening to any of us. She let the empty bucket fall to the ground with a clank. She put her hands on her stomach. Her face screwed up.
âOh no!â said Bruce. âAre you all right?â
âNo Iâm not bloody all right,â Mum muttered. She made little whimpering noises, her eyes screwed up.
âOh Gawd, itâs not the baby, is it?â Bruce asked.
Mum nodded, bending right over. Water trickled down her legs, as if sheâd wet herself.
Bruce took two steps backwards, greasy-white with shock. Martine stopped wiping her mobile