play,â she said. âMummy might be cross.â
âAh. Is she in a bit of a mood, then?â
Mary nodded.
âWell, look, can I just have one teeny swing? Is that all right? You donât mind?â
Mary looked as if she minded very much but she didnât try to stop me. I sat on the white padded seat and kicked my legs. I soared upwards. It was just as good as Iâd imagined.
âWheeee!â I sang.
âShh! Sheâll hear,â said Mary.
âOK, OK. Just one little swing more, then Iâll go, I promise,â I whispered.
I held the ropes and thrust my feet forwards, flinging back my head until I felt wonderfully dizzy. I felt as if I was flying right over the garden and the red pointy roof. Bluebell flew with me, high into the sky.
Then I saw Mary hunched under my blue cardie. âOK, itâs all right, you can have a go now,â I said, jumping off. I staggered. âHey, look at me, Iâm drunk!â I reeled around, putting it on now.
Mary stared but then started giggling.
âYou play at being drunk too, Mary. Pretend to fall over!â
She squatted down obediently but was careful not to crumple her clothes. âDaddy got drunk once,â she said.
âMy mum sometimes gets drunk. She gets ever so funny and giggly. But she doesnât drink now, because of the baby. I suppose Iâd better go now. Iâm helping her get the house sorted. She canât do much because sheâs so big. Thank you for letting me have a swing.â
âThatâs OK.â
âIâll have to take my cardie back now. Did it warm you up?â
âYes.â
âThere, I knew it would! Can I can come and play again?â
âWell. I suppose. If Mummy doesnât find out.â
âWhatâs up with your mum then? Is she often in a bad mood?â
Mary blinked. Then she took a deep breath. âNo, sheâs a lovely mummy. Sheâs the loveliest kindest nicest mummy in the whole world.â
âThatâs good,â I said. âWell, bye, Mary.â I made Bluebell give Maryâs nose a very gentle peck. âThatâs the way budgies say goodbye,â I said.
Mary giggled. âYou are funny, Dixie.â
I pulled a silly face at her and staggered out of her garden, pretending to be drunk again. Then I dashed back across the alleyway, leaped up and over the wall at the very first go, and went back through the jungle.
â
My
mumâs the loveliest, kindest and nicest,â I said to Bluebell. â
And
my dad.â
I pretended that Martine and Rochelle and even Jude didnât exist. I lived in a beautiful black and white house with a garden and a swing with my mum and my dad and my real budgie Bluebell. I had my very own bedroom with a sky-blue ceiling and a rainbow round each wall. The carpet was green as grass with an indoor swing so I could soar backwards and forwards across my room.
Mum and Dad loved each other for ever and they loved me too. They said they didnât want to risk having any more children, girls or boys, because they could never never never love them as much as me. Dad still worked in a funeral home, and maybe Mum worked there too, carefully dressing all the dead people and powdering their faces and combing their hair. Each night, if there were any lilies left over from Uncle Bruceâs wreaths Mum would plait them into her long black hair and look like a flowery princess.
6
MUM DIDNâT LOOK like a princess when I went back indoors. She was scrubbing away at the toilet upstairs, sitting on the floor with her legs stuck out comically either side of the loo.
âHey, babe,â she said. âWhat have you been up to, eh?â
âIâve been in the garden. And Iâve made friends with a little girl over the way.â
âThatâs nice, darling. OK, are you going to help your old mum?â
âYep.â I rolled up my cardie sleeves and started trying