Iâll sneeze again. Get up by my ear.â
So Mr. Webb went up close to her ear, and the other animals waited while he talked. âItâs all right,â said Mrs. Wiggins after a minute. âWebb says he and Mrs. Webb donât care about voting. Says heâs a bug and proud of it, but he knows it might cause us trouble, and heâs sure it would cause him trouble, what with the other bugs being jealous and all. Now, isnât that Webb all over?â
The animals all said it was fine of him and gave him a cheer, and Mr. Webb ran up to the tip of Mrs. Wigginsâs left horn and jumped up and down, which is a spiderâs way of showing good feeling.
âNow,â said Freddy, âwho shall we nominate for president?â
Immediately all the animals began speaking at once. âI nominate Robert!â âJinx is my choice!â âFreddy! Freddy for president!â
âOur Uncle Wesley always said,â quacked Alice, âthat he believed I had great executive ability, if I only had a chance to use it. Now, I thinkââ
âI assure you, ladies and gentlemen,â interrupted Charles, âthat if this high honor should fall to meââ
âQuiet!â squealed Freddy. âQuiet! Silence! Shut up! Donât you see? Donât you see whatâs going to happen? Jinx is going to vote for Jinx, and Charles for Charles, and Alice for Alice, and so on. Weâll all get from one to three or four votes apiece. And the rats will vote in a body for Simon and elect him. Weâve got to agree. Now, I donât say that Alice or Jinx or Charles or anyone here would make a bad president. I donât think thereâs any one of the old crowd that wouldnât do a good job. But we canât all be elected. Weâve got to agree on one.
âAnd I want to say right here that I am not a candidate. For one thing, I donât like to get up early in the morning. And believe me, the president of this farm has got to get up early and stay up late. Now is there anybody else who doesnât want the job?â
âWell, I donât, for one,â said Henrietta. âHavenât I got enough to do with twenty-seven children and a husband to manage and pick up after without taking on a whole farm? And Charles doesnât want it either.â
âOh, come, Henrietta,â protested the rooster. âIf a wide popular demand should be made for my services, could I in all decency refuse? To the clarion call of public duty the private citizen must respond, no matter how great the sacrifice. And who am I to say thatââ
âStuff and nonsense,â interrupted Henrietta vigorously. âThe wide popular demand is usually for you to shut up, and you can respond to that right now.â And she glared at him so ferociously that Charles sighed and, leaning his head against the wall, fell into a reverie.
âI guess there wouldnât be any wide popular demand for me either,â said Hank. âThereâs some days I think Iâd like to be a king or a president or something, and lead parades and have the people throw their hats up and cheer when I went to the window. And thereâs some days Iâm glad Iâm just Hank, that nobody pays any attention to, and I look out the window and there ainât anybody there looking back at me. And thereâs other days when I got the rheumatism in my off hind leg and it just kind of hurts me even to smile. If I could just be president on the good days, I dunnoâs Iâd mind. But every day for a year ainât my choice.â
Then some of the others said they didnât want to be president either, and Alice withdrew when she found sheâd have to make speeches. âBecause,â she said, âI could never stand up in front of an audience, never.â
Finally the choice was narrowed down to Jinx, Robert, Mrs. Wiggins, Eeny, and Ferdinand.
And after some