enough for one, but the care and thought that have gone into every line of Half a Life are indicative not only of a very talented writer, but of a proper human being.
And now Strauss has got me at it. I was going to end with a very good, if overcomplicated, joke about Dickens and a pair of broken Bose headphones, but Iâm no longer sure itâs appropriate. So Iâll stop here.
FEBRUARY 2011
BOOKS BOUGHT:
Letâs Talk About Love: A Journey to the End of Taste âCarl Wilson
Will Grayson, Will Grayson âJohn Green and David Levithan
BOOKS READ:
The Anthologist âNicholson Baker
Brooklyn âColm TóibÃn
Madcap: The Life of Preston Sturges âDonald Spoto
Letâs Talk About Love: A Journey to the End of Tasteâ Carl Wilson
I tâs a wet Sunday morning, and Iâm sitting on a sofa reading a book. On one side of me is my eldest son, Danny, who is seventeen and autistic. His feet are in my lap, and heâs watching a childrenâs TV program on his iPad. Or rather, heâs watching a part of a childrenâs TV program, over and over again: a song from Postman Pat entitled âHandyman Song.â Danny is wearing headphones, but Iâve just noticed that theyâre not connected properly, so I can hear every word of the song anyway. On my other side is another son, my eight-year-old, Lowell. Heâs watching the Sunday-morning football-highlights program Goals on Sunday . Iâm caught between them, trying to finish Nicholson Bakerâs The Anthologist .
âLook at this, Dad,â Lowell says.
He wants me to watch Johan Elmanderâs goal for Bolton at Wolves, the second in a 3â2 win. Itâs one of the best goals of the season so far, and at the time of writing has a real chance of winning the BBCâs Goal of the Month award, but I only have thirteen pages of the novel to go, so I only glance up for a moment.
âClose the book,â Lowell says.
âI saw the goal. Iâm not going to close the book.â
âClose the book. You didnât see the replay.â
He tries to grab the book out of my hand, so we wrestle for a moment while I turn the corner of the page down. I watch the replay. Heâs satisfied. I return to The Anthologist , football commentary in one ear and the Postman Pat song in the other.
Would Nicholson Baker mind? Iâm pretty sure he wouldnât choose for me to be reading his work under these circumstances, and Iâm with him all the way. Iâd rather be somewhere else, too. Iâd rather be on a sun-lounger in southern California, in the middle of a necessarily childless reading tour, just for the thirty minutes itâs going to take me to get to the end of the novel. I would savor every single minute of the rest of a wet English November Sunday with three sons, just so long as I was given half an hourânot even that!âof sunshine and solitude. I hope Baker would be pleased by my determination and absorption, though. I wasnât throwing his book away by submitting it to the twin assaults of Postman Pat and Goals on Sunday . I was hanging on to it for dear life.
Itâs a wonderful novel, I think, unusual, generous, educational, funny. The eponymous narrator, Paul Chowder, is a broke poet whose girlfriend has just left him; heâs trying to write an introduction to an anthology of verse while simultaneously worrying about the rent and the history of rhyme. Chowder loves rhyme: he thinks that the blank verse of modernism was all a fascist plot, and that Swinburne was the greatest rhymer âin the history of human literature.â Indeed, The Anthologist is full of artless, instructive digressionsabout all sorts of people (Swinburne, Vachel Lindsay, Louise Bogan) and all sorts of things (iambic pentameter) that I knew almost nothing about. Chowder might be an awful mess, but you trust him on all matters relating to poetry.
I developed something of a crush on