Myfanwy!â exclaims Brian Jones, in surprised tones, âmaybe now I have a chance to beat him at cribbage â if he canât sit down for long periods⦠like.â
Blodwynâs dad is silenced by a look from Mrs. Jones, her mother.
âHoly Mother of God!â exclaims Brian Talbot to his cousins, âdid you see the fine pair of sturdy legs on herselfâ¦Myfanwy. She would make a fine farmerâs wife. And if the ole tractor broke down, she could pull the plough alright.â
âJesus! Myfanwy is as sound as a bell â a fine Colleen,â adds Padriag Jones with admiration, âshe is certainly sound in wind and limb.â
All the adults soon began dancing or sat down to chat. This left the young folk to themselves. Although Blodwyn wanted to keep an eye on Myfanwyâs behavior she had to join the adults initially, even though she knew Myfanwy would find it impossible to keep her promises; for being outrageous was the nature of the Fairy Queen.
Having heard these complementary remarks from the young men with her exceptional hearing and being a terrible flirt, Myfanwy boldly approaches the boys. All the boys stare at Myfanwy:
âLike cows at a new gate,â observes Mrs. Mullholand from Dublin.
âNow,â states Myfanwy, coming straight to the point, mimicking a strong Irish accent, âare you boys looking for a good strong wife to do all the work, pulling the plough and having a fine pigâs head boiling with the cabbage for your supper, while you sit in the pub âtill closing time, drinking the Guinness?â Myfanwy then gives the boys a flirtatious wink. âWell, she continues, âas it happens I am thinking of getting married myselfâ. (This of course was a blatant lie; the Queen of the Fairies did not marry or take any lovers, she remained chaste till death; all the same she had an enormous ego that constantly needed topping up by proposals of marriage; which she outrageously encouraged.)
âCome on,â continues Myfanwy, I donât have all dayâ¦speak up one of youâ¦which one of you would like to marry me?â
All the boys looked at each other, then looked down at the floor; shuffled their feet again but each remained tongue-tied.
âYou, Patrick Devereux â you have just bought a cottage I hear â describe it to me⦠but in just one word. If I like the descriptionâ¦who knows?â
Patrick is too shocked to answer, but ponders the question.
âNow while we wait for Patrickâs brain to eventually find a connecting pathway to his mouth, I have another question â and this is a question for the girls only. Now,â continues Myfanwy with a giggle ⦠the question is⦠after what occasions do you smell your fingers?â Blodwynâs male cousins remain silent and study the barn floor: the girls stare daggers at Myfanwy.
âSpeak up girls â my questions are hardly academic brain teasers,â urges Myfanwy.
âAcademic brain teaserâs they are certainly not,â pipes up Patrickâs sister Teresa Devereux, in her brotherâs defense, âbut impertinent and rather presumptuous they are⦠if you ask me.â
âPerhaps you are jealous,â answers Myfanwy, âwell, it is just too bad â brothers are not allowed to marry their sisters in Catholic Ireland â now⦠I am still waiting Patrick Devereux,â says Myfanwy, looking back at the young man.
Blodwyn had been watching and listening, she knew the fiery Teresa Devereux would soon blow a gasket; she discreetly beckoned Teresa over to her. Teresa approached Blodwyn rolling up her sleeves.
âIf that little hussy Myfanwy says another word, I will punch her straight in the gob â I know her type â fur coat and no knickers!â Time for Blodwyn to lay down the ground work for her trick.
âYou must be a little charitable with Myfanwy,â whispers Blodwyn
Christine Zolendz, Frankie Sutton, Okaycreations