whatever the hell it is?â
âPro, my ass!â scoffed Roscoe as he signed the deed. âI donât see no pro! Nobody around here but sharks and duffers and mamaâs boys. And I donât even know which one you are. So donât get greedy, boyâwe ainât won yet.â
11
March was one of those guys who even in a gusher year could never stroll past a golf ball in the water without trying to fish it out. With Roscoeâs tee shot sitting pretty and Beastâs almost on the green, youâd have thought his main concern was to take the penalty, get a good drop, and pray to Jesus H. Christ His Own Self for some wild hare of a hope at tying the hole.
But as the rest of us headed toward the pond, we were treated to the sight of March leaning out over the water, a wedge in his right hand, his left entrusted to Sandy who anchored him to terra firma.
âHah!â snorted Beast, who didnât like golf balls and did his best to hurt them bad. âGonna be two down for twenty thou and heâs sweating over a used Titleist. What a rube!â
Of course, I could have gone in after the ball, but I had already learned that a kid carrying a bag doesnât become a caddie until he assumes the decorum of the game. I would no sooner have waded in than Iâd have told Beast I thought he was an a-hole. Golf is not a game about succumbing to temptation.
So, with Sandy proving himself at least some sort of capable partner, March successfully snared the ball and dragged it to shore through the goop on the bottom of the pond. Muck and all, he tossed it to me for a quick cleaning.
âHey kid,â he called. âWhatâs your name again?â
I answered even though he knew it. âBilly.â
March chewed my name the way Roscoe chewed his tobacco.
âBilly. I like that. Just like when I was a boy. Billy, you know why the pond holds water?â
âNo Sir. No Sir, I donât.â
âDuck shit! It coats the bottom.â
I frowned at the slimy goop that the ball had left on Beastâs towel and toyed with the idea of wiping some of it on his grips. Then I saw Beast fixing me with his evil eye as if heâd read my mind. The thought of him biting off my ear replaced the idea of doctoring the grips, and I turned to toss the clean ball back to March.
But then I noticed that something about March had changed. Both his cavalier attitude and his concentration on the game had suddenly vanished. He wasnât even considering the shot he was supposed to make. Instead he was staring toward the third green, almost in a trance. I looked to Sandy to see if something was wrong. Maybe March needed his medicine again. But Sandyâs attention was focused on the green as well. The same with Fromholz, Roscoe, and even Beast.
And then I knew.
Standing next to the third green, silhouetted against the blue sky and motionless except for her cotton dress billowing in the gathering wind, was a very lovely woman. Even with my young eyes I could see that she was an exceptional vision of beauty. She was shaded against the hot sun by a slender parasol and her long fair hair was gathered loosely in a bun except for a few wild strands that played about her face.
For a long silent moment, the six of us stood sweating through the goose bumps on our arms, waiting for the mirage to disappear.
A low whistle issued from Roscoeâs pursed lips, but it was March, speaking in reverential awe, who gave a name to the vision.
âMiss Jewel Anne Hemphill.â
I could tell by the tone in Marchâs voice, and by the look in both menâs eyes, that to the two of them she looked exactly like the budding beauty of seventeen they first remembered from thirty years before. And the true wonder was that to me, too, this timeless woman looked just as she did in my earliest memories. I can see her still, leaning over my crib, her sweet smile stifling my infant sobs, her hair, long then as