where it could nestle a little closer to home.
Once again, the pressure was on Sandy. Looking at his clubs, he considered the task facing him. His hand hesitated, this time between the five-iron and the driver: safe or maybe sorry.
March cheered him on softly. âSwing away, Sandy. Show him how itâs done.â
Sandy took out the driver.
It was a lovely swing, but just as he hit a light breeze came up in our faces. It was a lovely swing, but there was no sonic boom, no burning air. It was a lovely swing, but he wasnât Beast. The ball flew almost on the same track as Beastâs, but it came down a few feet short of the opposite bank with a splash. The noise scared up a small flock of mallards who circled toward us, flashing their iridescent green and blue wings in a banking turn as they headed off in search of a course with better golfers.
âPoâ little ducks,â said Fromholz.
It was up to March. He pulled out a three-wood with a little apology.
âUs short knockers gotta use a wood just to lay up.â
Taking the club back slowly as if he was in no hurry to win, March made his prettiest swing of the day.
âMost beautimous,â said Fromholz.
But Sandy knew better. âHit soft,â he whispered. âHit soft.â
It didnât hit soft. The ball hit hard on the sloping fairway and bounced left, picking up speed and barreling toward the water.
âWhoa ball!â yelled March. âWhoa! Hold up now! Take a rest! Grow hair!â
But the ball didnât grow hair. It just kept rolling.
âHave a wreck! Hit something! Stop!â
It hit somethingâthe waterâand sank like a stone.
March began to holler at the ball as if it had stepped heavily on his bunions.
âThatâs a crock of fig-plucking rat-spit! Hey, ball! Why donât you take a flyingââ
March might have given us an interesting tirade if he hadnât been cut short by a fit of coughing that blew up his face like a red balloon until the muscles in his upper body were constricted to rigor, his strong right hand squeezing the life out of his driver. We stood frozen in tableau as the color drained from his face, the muscles gave way, and the driver dropped to the ground. Gasping for breath, he stumbled toward his golf cart and pulled out his medicine. Somehow he managed to get a couple of pills in his mouth, and within moments the attack was over, and March was once again looking and acting his own self.
âGoddam bum ticker, thatâs what I got.â He took a deep breath and let it out. âWhew! Sweet Mother of Jesus, I hate that! Good thing weâre just playing nine.â
âHey, old-timer,â said Fromholz. âYou look like you been ate by the coyotes and shit off a cliff.â
Sandy pushed Fromholz aside and put an arm around March to support his weight.
âYou okay?â
âSon,â said March. âIâm just trying to hit every shot like itâs gonna be my last.â
âListen,â Sandy said as he climbed in to drive Marchâs cart. âWhy donât we toss in the towel?â
âForfeit? What about your going on the Tour?â
âMarch, the gameâs not worth dying over!â
March forced a doleful smile. âMaybe not, but why donât you play like it is.â
Just then, Roscoe sauntered over to check on March.
He ainât so mean, I thought.
âMarch. I been thinking,â Roscoe said. âLetâs play for it all.â
âRoscoe, I as good as lost this hole already. That means Iâm two down with six holes to go, my chest canât decide whether to explode like a well or cave in like a mine, and now you wanna play for my land?â
âExactly.â
âYouâre on,â March told him. âSign the deed and give it to Fromholz.â
âNot so fast,â said Beast. âDoes the winning pro get a share of this crummy ranch or golf course or