odd the minute she showed up, so I kept an eye on her. Shoplifters always think theyâre cool, but they tend to telegraph their intent. Iâd just finished ringing up a customer when you came up and told me what was going on. When I called Security, Ricardo picked her up on the monitor and notified Mr. Koslo. He sent me to wait by the second-floor escalator in case she came down. Ordinarily heâd have handled the situation on his own, but there was an occasion not too long ago where a female customer accused him of using excessive force. It wasnât true, of course, but since then, heâs made a point of having a witness on hand.â
âI heard the alarm go off but I never saw the follow-up. Was she arrested?â
âOh, yes, maâam,â she said. âHe caught up with her in the mall and asked her to accompany him into the store. She played dumb, like she had no idea what he wanted with her. They usually start out pretending to cooperate, so she did as he asked though she protested the whole time.â
âAbout what? She had the stolen items right there.â
âHe didnât ask her to open the shopping bag until they reached the security offices. No one wants to subject a customer to public embarrassment in case it turns out to be a bad stop. Once in private, he had her empty the contents of her bag and out came the two pairs of pajamas and . . . oops, no receipt. Then he asked her to open her purse and there was the lace teddy, again with no evidence sheâd paid. Completely baffling to her.â
âI canât believe she had the gall to deny it.â
âThatâs the standard MO. Did you ever see the surveillance tape that shows the nurseâs aide stealing money from an elderly patient? Once in a while they run it on one of those true-crime shows. You can see the aide clear as day. She gets into the womanâs purse and takes the cash, which she stops to count before sticking it in her pocket. When the police showed her the tape, she sat right there with the detective, swearing up and down she didnât do it.â
âFalsely accused.â
âYou got it. Same thing here. At first she was all innocence. Thenâwell, talk about irate! She was a loyal Nordstromâs customer. Sheâd been shopping there for years. She couldnât believe heâd accuse her of stealing when she did no such thing. He said he hadnât accused her of anything. He was just asking her to account for the items in her possession. She said she certainly hadnât stolen them. Why would she do that when she had money in her wallet? She insisted she intended to buy the items, but then changed her mind. She had an appointment and she was in a hurry so she ended up leaving the store without realizing she hadnât returned the items to the display.
âMr. Koslo didnât say a word. He just let her run on because he knew he had her on tape. She went from huffy to belligerent, full speed ahead, yelling about her rights. She was going to contact her attorney. Sheâd sue the store for slander and false arrest. He was polite, but he didnât budge an inch. She broke down at that point and started sobbing. Youâve never seen anyone so pitiful in your life. She just about got down on her knees, begging him to let her go. The tears were the only part of the whole performance I thought was sincere. When that didnât work, she tried to bargain her way out. She offered to pay for the items and said sheâd sign a conditional release. She also swore sheâd never come in again. On and on it went.â
âShe used the phrase âconditional releaseâ?â
âShe did.â
âSounds like sheâs an old hand at thisâor howâd she know the term?â
âOh, she knew what notes to hit. Not that it did any good. Mr. Koslo had already told Ricardo to call the police, so he said she might as well calm down and
J. S. Cooper, Helen Cooper