in Mexico. One was for a genius Mississippi bluesman. He hasnât done a memorial in years, but he still goes out to his studio for hours at a time and returns looking exhausted.
My fatherâs only friend now is the turkey hunter, a mason who spendsall his time in the woods. He and my father were partners, years ago. My father doesnât get on well with others these days, even at church. My mom is the one with all the friends, all the confidants. She told me once that sheâd married my father because he didnât have a phony bone in his body. It was the greatest thing about him, she said, and his biggest problem.
Some people from the area instituted an all-night patrol a while back, attempting to be more vigilant than the heavens themselves, but it didnât last. Too few folks participated. The patrollers got exhausted and started falling asleep on peopleâs porch swings and in cars that were left open.
Someone else, a retired high school physics teacher, calculated a radius beyond which no one would be chosen. But then someone was. It happened barely outside the range heâd defined, as if to teach him a lesson. It was the furniture shop owner that timeâhis cottage found roofless and purified, not even his walking stick left behind. Some people said the physics teacher was responsible, that whatever was happening to the furniture shop owner, good or bad, in some unfathomable dimension, was the physics teacherâs doing. Maybe the furniture shop owner was being tortured. Then again maybe his limp was healed and he was drinking something cool in the shade. Thatâs why the TV channels lost interest, my father saysâbecause they couldnât prove anyone was suffering. He says when you get to the front of the traffic jam you want to be rewarded with stretchers and ambulances.
The furniture shop is still here, on the edge of our area, looking like a museum exhibit, the furniture inside growing antique.
The county police call it an ongoing situation, rather than a case. If not versed in the impossible, theyâre at least practiced in the unsolved. Even folks who hold cops in the lowest regard agree that theyâve been graceful. The first couple times they swooped out in a fleet of lit cruisers and dusted every surface and put samples in zipper bags and stood around with coffee all day, keeping the reporters behind an orange ribbon. But theyâve wised up.Now they send a single deputy to do whatever paperwork is unavoidable. Sometimes the cops wait until the next night to sneak someone overâin part, I imagine, because they have comprehensible problems to battle, and in part because they donât want to be asked if theyâve made any progress.
I walk out of the corner store where they sell used books and homemade ice cream, and a man sitting on a bench speaks to me. I donât recognize him at first because heâs wearing khaki clothes and a floppy hat. Itâs the investigator, the one sent by the rich Protestants. He asks me about fishing, about where to get gear and bait and a permit, and I tell him we donât believe in permits around here.
âHave you decided anything?â I ask him.
He removes his hat. Now he looks exactly like himself.
âIn fact, I have. Iâve decided nothing noteworthy is afoot, nothing worthy of further investigation. I think Iâll report insufficient findings. Iâm going to recommend this area be left the hell alone. Close this baby up, as we say.â
I donât know whether to be glad about his answer. Thereâs a part of me that feels slighted. The investigator looks deeply unconcerned.
âSo youâre going back to Canada and youâre going to lie,â I venture.
His face doesnât change but I can tell he likes me. Old people always like me. âIâm going to fib all right, but Iâm not going back up there. Iâm staying. The natives are going to be even more