mind talking to my parents. I didnât even mind seeing my parents. What I did mind was having to introduce them to my vampire boyfriend in a backwater town in the middle of Siberia that had recently been strafed by a meteorite. I didnât think I was being petty about that.
He handed me a cup of coffee and lifted an eyebrow. âYou lookâ¦twitchy.â It was an accurate enough assessment. âNot making any progress?â he went on.
âOh, weâre making progress, all right,â I told him.
âSo thereâs a problem?â
âA big problem.â I looked him straight in the eye and let the bomb drop. âIf we go to Siberia, youâll have to meet my parents.â
For a split second, I swear he looked utterly terrified. Then he blinked, swallowed and said quite calmly, âYour parents are in Siberia?â
âApparently they are, yes.â
There was another long pause from Colin. Then he said, still quite calmly, âI see. That should be interesting.â
âInteresting is one way of putting it.â
With a shrug that fooled nobody, he dismissed the entire conundrum. âWeâll worry about that when the time comes. Right now, Iâm thinking it might be time to talk to your friend Eric.â
âEric isnât my friend⦠Wait. Why do I need to talk to him?â
âWeâre going to help him with his investigation.â
Right. That had been my idea. Why did I bother having ideas? They were never that good and almost always involved my having to do things I had no desire to do. âWhen do you propose we do that?â
âAs soon as possible. No matter what kinds of strings you have that you can pull, itâs going to be a few days before we can get everything sorted so we can leave the country. In the meantime, we have to figure out how to take Sebastian with us. Eric doesnât know it, but he has some of the answers we need. So we volunteer to help him out.â
I nodded. It made sense, but that didnât make me any happier about it.
Colin wasnât done. âAnd by we, I mean me, because youâre staying home.â
âI most certainly am not staying home. This was my idea. Youâre not closing me out.â Funny how I suddenly wanted to claim my inconvenient ideas the minute somebody tried to horn me out of any possible excitement.
âI donât want you out there. It could be dangerous.â
He was being cagey. I could tell from his expression, because it was really cagey. Complete with shifty eyes and a look that told me he was making shit up on the spot because he had no real justification for his half-assed declarations.
I planted a hand on my hip. âWhat? Why do you want me to stay home?â
âI told you. It could be dangerous.â
âYouâve sent me out night after night to knock on doors and ask vampires for money. Iâve almost died like, ninety-two times.â Okay, three, but who was counting? âWhy is this suddenly too dangerous?â
âI donât like you being around that cop.â
There. Weâd finally hit the crux of the problem. I crossed my arms over my chest. âI see. And why is that?â
âBecause heâs always flirting with you.â
âI donât even like him. I have told you I donât know how many times that heâs a pain in my ass prick-faced asshole oh my God, youâre jealous.â
Both his eyebrows winged up. âJealous? Why would I be jealous?â
âYouâre jealous because I donât like him, and you think that means I like him.â
For a moment, he looked confused. Who could blame him? Then his mouth went into a stubborn line, and I knew Iâd hit the mark. âThat doesnât even make any sense.â
âOh yes, it does. And it isnât true. But keep being jealous. Itâs cute. Also? Iâm totally coming with you.â
âNo, youâre
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