the throne from the King and defeat his army becauseâyou just had a feeling ?â
âI am the Oracle! My prognostications have changed all that we know!â The old woman sounded testy.
âWill I live through this?â Tyro asked hopefully.
âI donât know.â
âWill we succeed today?â
âThe immediate future is cloudy.â
âWhatâs my favorite color?â
âBlue.â
âLucky guess.â
âThe Oracle has correctly foretold Tyroâs favorite color!â Big Brother shouted triumphantly. The rebels cheered.
âThat doesnât mean anything!â cried Tyro. He turned back to the Oracle. âHow accurate are your feelings? What percentage would you say?â
âThat is not important now, young Tyro. You have brought us here. As I have foretold. You have completed the first of your tasks.â
âMy tasks ? Tasks, as in more than one? What are they?â
âWhat is known to you is known to me, but what is known to me has yet to be known to you,â she croaked.
âSo, what you are saying is, you donât know anything.â
Madwyn raised her delicate eyebrows. âIs there something wrong, Tyro? Are you having second thoughts about securing the throne for me?â
âNo,â said Tyro quickly. âJust going over my tasks.â He turned to the rebel army and in his best military style shouted, âLetâs move out!â
Tyro led the rebel group into the mouth of the tunnel. It had a dank odor (as one would expect from a tunnel), but the phosphorus that lined its walls provided enough light to see by. Tyro was thinking back to the last time he had been here. Heâd played in that nook there, had hidden by this cranny here, had stowed his little treasure of bobbins and sticks in that hole way up there. As he looked around he was overcome by a wave of nostalgia. Why do we have to grow up? he wondered. As he followed a smooth, familiar curve in the tunnel, he saw a huge shadow about five hundred feet ahead.
Tyro raised his hand to stop the crowd behind him. He whispered loudly in a rising panic: âI remember why this tunnel isnât used anymore.â
âWhat is it, friend?â asked Big Brother.
âA Twavverhackle!â
The entire group took a giant involuntary step back. The Twavverhackle was the most fearsome creature in Geologa. The very name would put misbehaving children on the straight and narrow, and frustrated parents invoked its fearsomeness only rarely. It scared them too.
Hundreds of Twavverhackles had roamed the countryside in days gone by, but they had all mysteriously disappeared about twenty years ago. Since they were impossible to kill, it was thought that they had become extinct due to some strange evolutionary weakness. Unfortunately, no one had told the Twavverhackle who was now blocking their path. This one looked extremely lively and appeared to be a prime example of the species. It towered sixty feet high and looked like the offspring of an alligator and a great ape. The only thing worse than its huge jaws was its proclivity for hurling its own feces.
âThis is going to be a bit of a problem,â said Big Brother, unsheathing his broadsword.
âYou mean the sixty-foot creature that wants to kill us?â said Tyro. âYes, I fully agree with you.â
Little Brother cut him off. âNo time for sarcasm, little one.â
âOh no, what do you want?â Tyro asked as the Oracle approached.
âYou will get us past the creature.â
Tyro laughed. âHave I done something to you, personally ? Why are you so hell-bent on getting me killed?â
âYou are wrong, Tyro Tinnywinkle. You will live. You are the key to all success. From the lowly will come all happiness.â
âLowly?â
âEven the smallest rat has its purpose.â
âThatâs sweet.â
âWithout manure, there can be