gentle rhythm of walking, with Seamus on one side of me and Desmond on the other, was helping me even out emotionally. Still, every few steps, Iâd feel it rise up again ⦠the panic, the sadness, the anger ⦠and keeping it in check was exhausting me. I had to have a distraction.
âTalk to me,â I said after a few moments, and he glanced around us again. There werenât many people on the street, but it was a summer day in a village, so there were enough, and he said, âIâd like to wait until weâre in private.â
âNot about ⦠that, â I said. âTell me a story. Get my mind off things. Believe it or not, the thing with your mother and the handkerchiefs was kind of working.â
âOh. Right.â He gently took my elbow and led me across the street, and we headed in the direction of my new home.
âIâm afraid there isnât much more to the story of my mother and handkerchiefs,â he said after weâd crossed. âIt really was just an absurd obsession of hers.â
âSo, tell me something else. Where are you from?â
âSouthern Kentucky,â he said, without missing a beat, and I laughed.
It wasnât quite a full smile, but there was a glint of humor in his eye as he looked down at me. âIs there something funny about that?â
âMy apologies,â I said. âSo, what does your family do in Kentucky?â
âBourbon, naturally.â
âOh, naturally,â I repeated.
âAnd grudge feuds,â he added.
âProfessionally?â
âNo, we were more grudge feud hobbyists. Cousin Hamish onceââ
âWait!â I said, holding up my hand. âHamish? Seriously?â
Desmond blinked at me, all innocence. âKentucky has a rich Scottish heritage.â
âMaybe, but it breaks the fiction,â I said. âKentuckyâs more a Billy-Bob, Bobby-Jack, Jethro, Cletus kind of place.â
âIs it your contention that there are no Hamishes in all of Kentucky?â
âIâm sure there are, but itâs just not believable,â I said. âIt kicks me out of the story and then I have to come back to reality where my own crappy life awaits, like a pile of dog poop thatâs so big you canât help but step in it.â
âThatâs quite the poetic imagery.â
âIâm goddamn Yeats, Jethro.â
The almost-smile played again in his eyes. âAll right. May I continue with the story of my cousin Hamishâ¦â He paused for a moment, then added, âBobby-Jack?â
âYour cousin is named Hamish-Bobby-Jack?â
âMy familyâs naming conventions are no concern of yours,â he said, with an air of haughty dignity. âCousin Hamish-Bobby-Jack ⦠nickname, Cletusâ¦â
âThank you,â I said.
âCletus is a name of English origin, by the way.â
âIt is not!â I laughed.
He slid sideways eyes at me. âWho is telling this story?â
âIâm sorry,â I said, leading us out of the village and onto the county road that led toward home. âPlease continue.â
âWell, Cousin Cletus was a drunkard of legend, which is a thing that happens from time to time in the bourbon-making familiesâ¦â
âOccupational hazard,â I added supportively.
âYes, quite.â He cleared his throat and went on. âAs fate would have it, Cletus fell in love with a woman from a family of religious teetotaling Mennonites, a Missâ¦â His eyes narrowed and he looked at me as he decided on a name. âMiss ⦠Hazel ⦠Brown?â
I nodded. âAcceptable.â
âYouâre very kind. Well, Miss Hazel would not accept Cletusâs flurry of proposals until he gave up the drink, and Cletus, while being a burly man of great physical prowess, was sadly powerless over his addiction.â
âWow. Sad