particularly gleeful snort, and if Audrahadnât been so sick, Hayley was sure her friend would have picked up on the nuances of Suzâs behavior already.
âNo, thatâs not what happened.â
âBy the way, thatâs a lovely little scarf youâre wearing, Hay.â Audra dabbed at her nose with a napkin. âI donât think Iâve seen it.â
Hayleyâs hand flew up to her throat and she quickly fluffed the little black scarf sheâd tied fifties-style around her neck. âThanks, Audra. I really donât wear it too often.â
âYeah, nice scarf , Hayley.â Suz overenunciated each word, and everybody turned and looked at her. âGod, remind me not to wear shorts here on such a hot day. My thighs are sticking to the vinyl.â With a rude squelching sound she detached herself and grinned broadly.
Audra rolled her eyes. âYouâre just happier and perkier than ever, arenât you?â
âYes, I am. While Iâm extremely saddened, of course, that your advice didnât work for Hayley, I am happier and perkier than ever . . . that mine did .â
Audra gasped.
Hayley sighed. The writing was on the wall. The whole story was about to come out, and Suz was the only one who already knew everything. Hayley wished sheâd called Diane and Audra before brunch to deescalate.
Diane sat forward. âThis was after Hayley lost her job? You gave Hayley advice and it worked?â
Suz eased back in her chair rather smugly. âThatâs exactly what happened.â
âWell, I donât know if Iâd call it advice,â Hayley said. âIt was more of an experience. A real eye-opener, though.â
Audra did her best to look blasé but she couldnât do much tohide the horror. âI canât imagine why Suzyâs so smug,â she muttered.
Suz produced a dazzling smile, then reached across the table and jerked down the scarf around Hayleyâs neck.
âSuz, you canât justââ Too late now. The three girls stared at her neck, at a nice medium-sized hickey.
Audra shrieked and looked at Suz with competitive ire.
âWhat on earth did you do to her?â Diane asked.
âWell, I certainly didnât give her the hickey,â Suz said.
Hayley rolled her eyes. âI might as well go ahead and spell it out.â And she did, right up through gorgeous Sergioâs climax and rather anticlimactic collapse in the closet.
âOkay. Let me get this straight,â Diane said, as she stole a piece of melon off Suzâs pancake plate. âSuz dressed you up like a German prostitute, got you drunk, and then thrust you into the arms of a groping Spaniard.â She popped the melon into her mouth and looked at Suz with exaggerated disbelief.
Suz deigned to lift an eyebrow. âThe dress was Bavarian. Not German. Thereâs a difference. And we donât know for sure if the guy was actually a Spaniard.â
Audra shifted restlessly in her seat âThis is outrageous. Absolutely outrageous. Poor Hayley.â
âPoor Hayley, nothing.â Suz tipped back her chair, balancing on the back two legs while she held on to the table with both hands. Her tank top slid up, exposing her belly button and a wide swath of skin. Hayley noted that Suz definitely had a little love-handle action going on, but she also noted that Suz somehow managed to get away with it. It was all about the attitude.
âDoes she look poor to you?â Suz was saying. âDoes she lookremotely unhappy about the events of Friday night? I think not. I think I see a shit-eating grin, thatâs what I think I see.â
Hayley opened her mouth to speak. She did, in fact, have on a shit-eating grin. And she was in the mood to talk about it, but Diane cut in too fast.
âShe looks like sheâs had a lobotomy.â
âYes, she does,â Suz said. âAnd she didnât even get the