orgasm.â
Hold on just a minute. Hayley leaned in toward the middle of the table. âIâm right here, people. Iâm sitting right here. No need to discuss my orgasms in third person.â
âDo we need to discuss them at all?â Audra murmured, scratching the side of her face violently.
âNot having an orgasm is nothing to be embarrassed about,â Diane said. âIâm not having any either.â
âOh, God,â Audra said, looking around the diner.
Alarmed, Hayley put up a hand. âWait a minute, I didnât say Iâm notââ
âYou havenât shown much interest in men or sex in quite some time now,â Suz said to Diane. âIs there something youâd like to share? Weâre all progressive, you know.â
âNo. Nothing in particular.â Diane shrugged. âItâs true, Iâm not concentrating on men right now. Iâm developing my mind.â
Suz rolled her eyes. âWell, thereâs an excuse.â
Diane shot Suz a steely glare. âItâs not an excuse. The only guys I have access to right now have bad skin and only want me for my note-taking prowess. Itâs not worth my time. Iâm only twenty-five, I have a nonexistent sex drive, and I donât need to be bothered. You understand what Iâm saying, donât you, Audra?â
Audra didnât answer. She was engrossed in viewing all possibleangles of her face in the tiny mirror in her lipstick case. Little distressed moans and tongue clicks were all she was capable of at the moment.
âWhy take a course in sex if you arenât interested in having any?â Hayley asked.
âObviously Iâm going to be having some at some point. And I might as well be prepared. I should have as much accumulated data as possible when that time comes. I just donât see the point of getting all worked up about it if Iâm not going to enjoy it for another ten years or whatever. Iâm waiting to peak.â Diane leaned back and crossed her arms over her chest, completely unperturbed.
Suz, on the other hand, seemed bowled over by the idea. âYouâre planning to be celibate for ten years ?â
âWell, Iâm not really putting a time limit on it. I just figure Iâve been celibate by default for the last three. Whatâs another ten or so? Besides, itâs not like Iâm taking a vow or anything.â She shot Suz a meaningful glance and added, âIâm just not going to obsess about it. When Iâm thirty-something and ready to go, it will all seem much more appealing. For now, if I want to, I can take care of business myself.â
âWell, at least let me give you a couple of my Cosmo back issues,â Suz said, shaking her head. âIf youâre going to do it that way, you might as well do it right.â
Hayley almost laughed aloud when Audra looked up from her mirror, one eyebrow cocked, apparently at the ready lest anyone go into too much detail about âtaking care of businessâ at the breakfast table.
In fact, she put the lipstick case down and quickly put the conversation back on course. âHonestly, Hay, was it just the fact thatyou got together with this Sergio person thatâs making you so upbeat, or did you really learn something from Suzâs exercise?â
âYou promise you wonât laugh?â Hayley asked.
âOf course not.â
âIt made me put myself out there in a way I donât usually do, you know. I got a strange kind of confidence out of it.â She blushed a little, because there was something embarrassing about admitting that you had low self-confidence to begin with, even to friends who knew you as well as you knew yourself. âI mean, itâs true that most of the time I was in disguise, butââ
âNot the whole time,â Suz noted. âIn fact, not most of it. You just thought you were. You lost the wig about an