do is wait a bit for the goatman who will surely be coming along soon enough. Heâs much bigger and tastier than I and has a hump on his back that would carve up into a nice roast for Sunday dinner, if you donât mind my mentioning Sunday.â
âDoes he now?â peals a voice like a bell. Itâs so clear andreal I feel the fine hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Then I hear the sound of splashing, like someone or something wading about in the water under the bridge.
âIndeed, I think thatâs what Iâll doâeat you up!â says the voice. âYum! Yum! Yum!â
âThatâs not what youâre supposed to say,â I squeak.
ââTisnât?â comes the voice.
âNo,â say I. âYouâre supposed to say, âVery well, then, be off with you.ââ
âMaybe I would have said
that
if
you
had said you were going up the hill to get fat, but you didnât. Also, you are not going up the hill but down it.â
I watch as the top of a head appears, then a pair of shoulders, then the whole of a person. Itâs a boy carrying a fishing pole and a stringer of fish. And laughing!
âWell, youâre little, thatâs certain,â says he, âbut if youâre a goat girl, then where are your goats?â
âIâve left them at the farm of the man who owns them,â I say.
âIs that the man with the hump?â
âThatâs the one. He hasnât come by this way, I suppose?â
âNay,â says the boy. âBut letâs ask my ma, for not much gets past her!â
We follow the boy along the well-worn trail, as sheep run ahead of us, their bells clanging in the rosy twilight. After abit, we come into a farmyard where the ladâs ma is out pitching scraps to a litter of piglets. The boy introduces us as Little Girl, Littler Girl, and Littlest Girl, and his ma trundles off to the house with the stringer of fish.
Later, as we scrape our bread around on the plates, sopping up every bit of juice, the farmwife asks, âHow do such wee lasses come here all by themselves, I wonder?â She chucks Greta on the chin.
âWell, our ma died,â I explain, âand so my sister and I had to go live with our mean aunt.â
âThat was poor luck,â says she.
âNot such terrible luck, for our pa went to America to get rich so he could send money for us to join him,â I tell them.
âOh, that is fine luck, then!â says the boy.
âBut in the meantime, my mean aunt sold me to an even meaner master,â I say.
âOh, that was terrible bad luck!â says the farmwife.
âNot
so
terrible, for the mean old man had a troll treasure laid up in his house,â I tell her.
âTreasure!â the boy exclaims. âIs that so, then?â
âItâs so, indeed, for I laid hands on it and ran away and fetched my sister, and now weâre setting off for America to find our papa.â
âThatâs fine luck, then!â the boy chimes in.
âNot such good luck, after all,â I say, âfor the old man caught up with us and got the treasure back!â
At this, the farmwife and her son exhale sighs of deepest disappointment, while I wonder where heâs gotten to, old Mr. Svaalberd.
The farmwife takes away our plates. âYou lasses sleep here,â she says, âas it is getting late. My hens are laying, so thereâll be fresh eggs for breakfast, so donât be in too much of a hurry to rush off, neither. We wonât send you away with empty stomachs!â
She then clamps eyes on Spinning Girl, whoâs fallen asleep in a chair. âThat one looks plumb worn out, poor thing,â she says, then whispers, âIs there something a wee bit wrong with her?â
I shrug. âShe doesnât say much, so itâs hard to know if anything is wrong with her or not,â I say. âWhen it comes to spinning,
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