betters.â âDr. W.,â said Hob. He meant the ad for Dr. Waldengarten, dermatologist, near the opposite end of the car. He threw. He hit the doctorâs greasy, bland grin. Still whitely visible in the dimness. âSo weâre tied,â said Vincent. The brakes shrilled. I lurched in my seat. Vincent fell on his hands. The cards splashed. âDue to a signal malfunction at Brooklyn BridgeâCity Hall, we are currently experiencing delays on the four, five, and six lines,â the conductor droned over the speakers. âCome on, really,â I said. âCalm down,â said Hob. âSigns and wonders,â said Charthouse, rising from his seat. Alabama said, âWood hereâs just got blue balls, captain.â âDonât we all, one way and another,â said Charthouse. He trotted to the rear door, stepping on cards. âI just bought that deck,â said Vincent. âItâs two fifty,â said Charthouse as he opened the rear door. âOr it used to be.â A steel rod glinted in his hand.
âYou donât know what inflation is these days,â said Vincent. âQuestions of monetary policy do not concern me,â said Charthouse. He handed Vincent a flashlight from the black bag. He gave us all flashlights. âGet moving,â said Charthouse. I did. I stumbled when I reached the track bed. My flashlight beam danced across the ties. One palm spattered a puddle of runoff. Scuttering and quiet cries. Rats or mice. âWe appreciate your patienceâ: the conductor, again. You could hear the announcement outside the car as the light flickered back on and the train started to move. âIs this safe,â I said. âAs long as we donât dick around here too long, no question,â said Charthouse. The tunnel air didnât stink. I assumed it would. Charthouse and Alabama light-scanned the walls. âBingo,â said Alabama. Her cone of light showed an even deeper darkness. A black doorway. âUp and at âem,â said Charthouse. We had to climb again, onto the access path. This time I didnât stumble. Only enough room to stand single file. The door opened inward. More darkness. The air pouring out colder. âNo need to be afraid,â said Vincent, âIâm right here.â Through a tight smile. I thought about punching him. Cracking him across the mouth with the barrel of the flashlight Iâd retrieved. Industrial. Or a cop flashlight, maybe. I assumed Alabama would shoot me if I did. Instead I said: âThatâs okay with me.â âPositive thinking,â said Charthouse, âis what I and others like to see.â
Tunnels: They wash out your voice. Make it ghostly and thunderous. Like literature. âThat round doesnât count,â said Vincent. âIt does, in fact,â Hob said. Their argument close and racketing. The walls of the corridor pristine. White tile. Water dripped. âLetâs stay focused, gentlemen,â said Alabama. She was bringing up the rear. She had her gun out. I could tell by the way she sounded. I didnât want to check visually. âIt amazes me how clean these walls remain,â said Charthouse. His cane scraped and chimed. A rat banged my shoe and leaped over. I didnât mind. I like rats. Given the choice of coinhabitants city life offers, rats I prefer to roaches. Theyâre mammals. You can understand their motivations. Charthouseâs heavy, uneven gait broke our rhythm. I hoped they werenât going to make me take another suicide jump. A phone trilled. âAre you kidding me,â said Charthouse. Vincent held up his phone. âThe wonders of the modern age,â he said. He was still dressed in a black suit. This time with a purple tie. Heâd done that at school, too, I remembered. Even though you had to wear a uniform: blue blazer, gray pants, white shirt, and a blue-and-white tie. If you violate the lawâs
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