Free Pretty In Ink by Karen E. Olson

count my points.”
    “And you probably round down, too,” I said.
    He made a face at me.
    I didn’t want to get into it any further, so I told him about Frank DeBurra and Charlotte.
    Joel actually stopped eating as I told him.
    Bitsy stuck her head in the door and nodded at me. “She’s here.” She meant my client.
    I glanced at the clock. Hello Kitty was just about done. “Tell her I’ll be a few. She can hang in the waiting area.”
    Bitsy disappeared.
    “Looking good,” Joel said, leaning over my shoulder, getting a little doughnut dust on the light table.
    I brushed it off. “I don’t want the stencil messed up. Stay over there if you’re eating.”
    “So this is the gambling Hello Kitty? I’ve never seen that one before.” Joel spoke as he moved over to the staff table and sat down.
    “Hello Kitty likes Vegas,” I said. “She’s one hot cat.” As I said it, I thought about Rebecca Sinclair, my client. Nice girl, first tattoo. As I surveyed my work, I didn’t think this would have to be one she’d regret. Hello Kitty was always in style.
    I finished up the stencil and carefully cut around it before bringing it out to Rebecca, whom I beckoned into my room.
    “Here it is,” I said, showing her. “And you want it just below your shoulder on your back on the left side?”
    Rebecca nodded. She was smiling, but her mouth was tight. First time was always a little nerve-wracking.
    With a baby wipe, I washed down the area where I’d do the ink and shaved it with a disposable razor so it would be completely hair free. I then rolled a little glycerin-based deodorant over the same area before placing the stencil down, rubbing it so it would transfer onto her skin. I pulled it off carefully, then surveyed it. Perfect.
    I handed Rebecca a hand mirror and told her to go out and look at it in the full-length mirror in the waiting area. While she was gone, I organized my inks, took a new needle out of a package, and slid it into my tattoo machine.
    “It looks good,” she said softly when she returned.
    “It’ll be fine,” I said as soothingly as I could as I put the chair flat so she could lie down on her stomach. “You’ll feel it sting at first—I won’t lie about that—but then your endorphins will kick in and it won’t hurt as much.” I couldn’t tell her it wouldn’t hurt at all. In fact, tattoos over bone hurt more than when they were inked on more fleshy areas. But she’d been insistent about placement.
    When she was as comfortable as she would be, I pulled on my latex gloves, dipped the needle in black ink, pressed the foot pedal, and the machine whirred to life. I pressed the needle to her skin and felt her jump slightly.
    “Try to stay as still as possible,” I advised as I began outlining Hello Kitty.
    By the time I started filling in the palm trees, Rebecca was chatting up a storm, telling me about the classes she was taking at the university.
    It didn’t take too long before I was taping plastic wrap over the tattoo and handing Rebecca a typewritten sheet of paper that explained how to take care of it for the next few days. She shouldn’t keep the plastic wrap on long, just until she got home. Washing it with unscented antibacterial soap and an antibacterial gel would be the next step, but it would still peel like a sunburn.
    “It’ll look a little faded for a while, but don’t worry. The color will come back once it’s healed.”
    I followed her out to the front desk, where Bitsy would take her credit card.
    But Bitsy wasn’t there.
    Trevor McKay was.

Chapter 12
    “W here’s Bitsy?” I asked as I took the credit card machine out of the drawer in the mahogany desk.
    “Joel needed her for something. I said I’d wait,” Trevor, aka Britney Brassieres, said. Without his Britney costume, he looked like any normal guy: close-cropped bleached blond hair, brown eyes, long nose, short chin. He was slightly shorter than me, and I stand about five-nine. He wore his clothes—a