entrusted to their care.
âI didnât realize how old the machines were,â I later observed to Clare.
âOld!â she responded gloomily. âTheyâre antediluvian. It makes me shudder to put film through them. Christ! If only we could get far enough ahead around here to buy some decent equipment. I pray for the day.â
But she was talking about thousands of dollars, and by then I knew The Classic limped along from week to week on a bank account that never rose above three low figures. For months at a time, it was all Clare could do to cover the rent and the bills. âI donât know which Iâm more ashamed of,â she confessed, âSharkey or his machines.â
Sharkey, on the other hand, loved his machines, and he loved teaching about them. All the more so since heâd built them with his bare hands from shreds and patches of discarded gear. On its mechanical side as in everything else, The Classic was a seat-of-the-pants operation, making do with secondhand and cast-off equipment, some of it just inches above the level of junk. Even my untutored eye could tell as much. But Sharkey took specific pride in the age of his projectors and the pedigree of their every salvaged part. The big, battered lamp boxes, for example. They bore a boldly scripted logo on their side whose paint had long since worn away; but the raised metal letters could still be made out. âSee that,â Sharkey announced to his gawking apprentice.
âPeerless.
Best brand there ever was. These honeys have seen duty in all the finest movie houses in L.A. Opened the old Pantages downtown. Chaplin, Valentino, Clara Bowâthey all traveled through that box first run. Nobodyâs improved on Peerless in the last thirty-five years. Look at the weight of that metal. Thatâs industrial-strength steel. Battleship quality.â
Clinging precariously to the front of each superannuated lamp box and emitting a slow, steady drip of oil that spattered on newspapers Sharkey had spread beneath was a piece of machinery called the picture head. Sharkeyâs version was a jerry-built package of recycled gears, shutters, reels, and rollers. This I learned was the projectorâs principal muscular organ; its function was to marry each frame of the advancing film for a risky split second to the hotly concentrated blaze of projected light that gave the passing pictures their moment of life. Both heads bore the brand name Simplex, and their vintage was also antique. âEarly thirties,â Sharkey told me. âThese date back to the opening of Graumanâs Chinese. Best quality of the day. I mustâve rebuilt these babies down to the last screw. But Iâve got them tuned to perfection. Sure, they need a lot of help; but thereâs history in those gears. That makes a difference. You know, like they say witha Stradivarius: the wood remembers. Well, metal has its memories, believe me. I wouldnât trade Simplex here for anybodyâs so-called top of the line. Tackyâthatâs what theyâre building these days. These machines got faith in themselves; they were built with conviction. Back when the U.S.A. was king of the movie mountain. Donât be fooled by appearances. The way Dotty and Lilly handle film is a love affair. They just caress it along its way.â
Dotty and Lilly were the pet names Sharkey had given his machinesâafter the Gish sisters. âBut,â I observed, âthey do seem to chew up the film quite a bit.â
âBah!â Sharkey answered, looking wounded. âThatâs not their fault. Itâs the state of the film stock we get sent. Lots of it is scrap condition, ready for the garbage can. Torn sprockets, bad splices ⦠the head canât get a grip on material like that. Look here.â
He took me to the rewind table, where he was transferring that nightâs movie from its packing reel. This, as I learned, had to be done with