you win in Punta del Este.â
âSee how far we both had to travel for a runner-up cut-glass vase?â
âIâll offer you a better trophy, and itâs a lot closer. Come play in Omaha.â
âWhoever you are, youâre too late because Iâve hung up my Keds.â
âItâs a charity event,â Warring said. âLast year I raised three mil. This year Iâm gonna raise four. Give me an address, and Iâll FedEx you all the bumf. Also, I read somewhere that you just got married. Iâll send you a pair of first-class tickets. Maybe Omaha isnât much of a honeymoon destination, but I promise youâll have a good time.â
The next day when a FedEx envelope arrived from Warring, Alicia Googled him, read several entries about him, and announced to Carson, âHeâs known as the other one.â
âThe other one what?â
âThe other one other one,â she said. âThere are two in Omaha, and heâs the other one.â
âWhat are you talking about?â
âGazillionaires. Thereâs Warren Buffett, and thereâs Kenneth Warring.â
Carson didnât want to know. âJust another rich guy.â
âNo,â she insisted, âan extremely, very rich, rich guy . . . who likes you enough to invite us to Omaha for the weekend.â
âHe canât like me that much because heâs inviting us to Omaha.â
âYou ever been there?â
âI have. And it was closed.â
âI think we should go.â
âExcept you canât get there from here.â
âHe said he was sending us tickets . . .â
âWhat he didnât say was that weâll have to change planes nine times.â
A week later, when Alicia opened the next FedEx from Warring, she told Carson, âHe booked us on a direct flight.â
âThere is no direct flight from Miami to Omaha.â
âOn his airline there is.â She said Warring was sending his plane for them, and hoped they could be there for lunch on Saturday.
Carson still wasnât sure. So Alicia mentioned on-air that she and Carson were going to the event and promised to report back on Mondayâs program.
That settled it and on that Saturday, Warringâs G-5 whisked them off to Omaha.
Expecting a chauffeured limo to meet them, they were surprised to find Warring himself waiting for them, driving his own car.
Somewhere in his late sixties, he was short and robust, with a smallish head, large shoulders, no waist, a big grin and surprisingly large hands.
He brought them to a spectacular twelve-bedroom, 1930s mock Tudor home sitting on four acres in northeast Omaha, backing onto Carter Lake. Right away, he took them upstairs to introduce them to his third wife, Anita, who was in the final stages of the disease.
Alicia spent most of the weekend upstairs with her.
However, Anita did come down for lunch, so they were five. The other guest for lunch was Warren Buffett.
At dinner that night, under a huge marquee, everyone who was anyone in Omaha attended. So did a bunch of people Warring called âNon-Omers,â including tennis greats Jimmy Connors and Ilie Nastase, boxer Smokinâ Joe Frazier, actresses Morgan Fairchild and Rue McClanahan, actors Dick Van Dyke and John Spencer from the West Wing âit was just a year before he diedâNBA star Karl Malone, Daunte Culpepper from the Minnesota Vikings and the inimitable Willie Nelson.
Warring got up at the end of the meal and announced that at this yearâs event, theyâd raised $5.2 million.
Everyone stood up and applauded him, while he blew kisses to Anita.
Then Willie stood up.
Just like that, unplanned and unannounced, he walked to the front of the marquee, borrowed a guitar from a guy in the band, said, âAnita darlinâ, this is for you,â and sang âOn the Road Again,â âMamas Donât Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys,â
Xara X. Piper;Xanakas Vaughn