said.
âFast Eddie. The Flasher from Detroit? Heâs the guy who stole a couple of your jobs out from under you, isnât he?â
âAnd left me holding the bag when one of his people ran off with the goods.â
âHow much did that cost you?â said Coop.
âA lot,â said Morty. âAmong other things, my Mercedes. It wasnât even hot. I bought that thing with real money like a regular person.â
âAnd he took that from you.â
âYeah. He did.â
âGood. I want you to picture your missing Mercedes when I tell you the next part,â said Coop.
âIâm listening.â
âSee, the only way I can figure this working out is if we can get Babylon to pull two jobs at the same time.â
Morty squinted at Coop. âYou lost me around that last curve. Two jobs?â
Coop held up two fingers. âIt doesnât have to be a real job. But the other team has to think itâs a real job. Theyâd have to go in looking for one thing and then a little while later we go looking for the real thing.â
âWhy?â
âCause thereâs a slight, and I mean really minuscule, chance theyâre going to get caught.â
âWhat?â said Morty, his eyes opening wider.
Coop held out his hands hoping to calm Morty down. âNot caught caught. Not if theyâre any good, but they have to screw up enough to set off a lot of alarms and get the guardsâ attention.â
âWe canât throw someone to the wolves like that,â said Morty.
âSure we can,â said Coop. âWe get Babylon to hire Fast Eddie.â
Morty rubbed the back of his neck. âI donât know.â
âDo you know anyone who deserves it more? Who would everybody in town like to see sweat?â
âI get it,â said Morty. âBut itâs unethical, setting up another crew like that.â
âItâs not like weâre talking about people. Weâre talking about Fast Eddie and his crew of creeps,â said Coop. âAnd weâre not doing it so they get caught. Just noticed. Then, while the guards are dealing with Eddie, we slip in the back and do the Babylon job.â
Morty drank his coffee. âStill,â he said.
Coop leaned on the table. âDo you think Eddie would hesitate for one second setting you up if it would help him out?â
Morty considered it and said, âEddie is a dark person.â
âThe worst,â said Coop. âWhile I was inside I heard he dropped a dime on Lazlo the Mole.â
âThe old guy with the droopy eye?â
âThatâs him.â
âHe was a sweet old cuss,â said Morty.
âHeâs a sweet old cuss doing ten to twenty out at Surf City.â
Morty set down his cup. âDroopy Lazlo? Fuck Eddie. Letâs set him up. But how do we know heâll get the guardsâ attention?â
ââCause Babylon is going to give him the wrong plans,â said Coop. âThe way in and the way out will be real. But in the middle, heâs going to be as subtle as a rhinoceros at a bris.â
Morty gave Coop a funny look. Sort of a frown and a smile at the same time. âYouâre a diabolical person,â he said.
âOnly to those who deserve it.â
âAnd weâre going to set it up so thereâs a way for Fast Eddie to escape.â
âAs long as he has a brain and two feet.â
Morty rubbed his hands together. âOkay. So what else do we need?â
âWell, Eddie might not be distracting enough. If things go wrong Iâd like to be able take down the whole security system. Maybe even clear out the building.â
âHow do we do that?â
âThink Babylon can get us some Jiminys?â
Morty made a face. âThose little cricket things?â
âYeah. Theyâll eat plastic, metal, wallsââ
âAnd everything else they can get their greedy chompers