the liquor store I buy the biggest bottle they have, something that says XXX on the side, like in a cartoon. Or no, maybe it says something realistic on the side of it. I canât tell. I lift it up to my lips and drink it right there in line.
The girl at the cash register doesnât ID me. She takes the money and gives me a receipt and a paper bag to drink it out of. She knows. Walking to Michelleâs house, I drink right from the bottle, the cap in some gutter on the way, and the bottle in its paper bag. I drink it down like Iâm my mother.
I remember the way. When I get there, Iâll have to speak like Iâm drunk. You have to use the right words in the right order. Iâm the drunk man, showing up to fuck her. I have to remember to be obnoxious. Thereâs a script to be followed.
And why not? I mean, what makes a man and a woman different? What is it that makes people like Dr. Verge wrong about family, about homosexuality, if it isnât the fact that weâre all the same person with different masks on? How can one mask be better than another? This XXX shit burns going down, but that just means I get to grit my teeth and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand. Tough like set theory, but easy like home economics.
Michelleâs at home when I get there, and I push past, into the apartment. I storm to the back and find the bottle of painkillers. âIâm stealing your pills,â I tell her, and I put two on my tongue and wash them down with liquor. Pills and liquor, pills and liquor. Weâre getting really dark and gritty now. Everything is shot through a blue filter.
âAlex is a boy now. True or false?â I say. âRichard isnât some bisexual candy-ass faggot failure. True or false? We should take off our clothes and get right down to it. Iâve never done anything more than gnaw on a girlâs fake cock, and you clearly just need a good visit from the cock deliveryman. True or false?â
âAre you drunk?â Michelle says, reading from the script. Sheâs the sober woman whoâs visited by the drunken lecherous male. Sheâs reading the script with her hair all shaved off like a dyke, but we can squint and picture any one of the dozens of appropriate TV actresses. Anyway, isnât this the part of the movie that everyoneâs been secretly waiting for, where the lead character and the awesome dyke character get together? Itâs awesome that theyâre fags and all, but âKiss! Kiss!â
âOf course Iâm drunk,â I tell her. âMy nose is red, isnât it? Iâm hiccupping, arenât I? Now, pencils down! Take your pants off and letâs see if you passed. I want to see what itâs like to enjoy heterosexual privilege. This is what God intended, isnât it?â Wait, no, thatâs not my motivation. I put my hand out to steady myself on the wall. Focus. âI mean, if genderâs nothing, then what the fuck is lust? Iâve been getting hard over a concept, havenât I? Iâve fucked post-op trannies, dickless and satisfying, because I knew they were men. Well, youâre a man. Spread your fucking labia or whatever the shit it is.â
âIâm not a man, and Iâm not going to fuck you,â Michelle says. âIâm not into men. I like women. You know that.â
âSo you donât think that genderâs just a construction then?â I say, and she shakes her head.
âI donât care what it is,â she says. âIt gets me wet to think about my body with another woman. The idea of a penis makes me physically ill. So I choose orgasms. Theyâre satisfying and plentiful, and if I have to buy into a constructed ideal, so be it.â
Out in the street I drink some more. The bottleâs bottomless. I start walking again. Thereâs got to be a bar here somewhere, close by. Thereâs got to be a place with a middle-aged woman drunk in