louder and louder. âIâve never heard anything like it before. It sounds like a stampede!â
Sure enough, dogs from all around Poshfield and Bogusville ran towards the wonderful smell that came from the factory. Within a minute a huge pack of dogs had rounded the corner of the building and come in through the open door. They tore by Selby and Bart and started grabbing biscuits and jumping into the vat of Dry-Mouth Dog Biscuit mix.
âThis is fantastic!â cried Bart. âThese are going to be the greatest biscuits ever!â
âHave you seen the price of the new Dry-Mouth Dog Biscuits?â Dr Trifle asked Mrs Trifle when he held up a package of New Improved Dry-Mouth Dog Biscuits with Vitamin PP. âTheyâre twice as expensive as the old ones.â
âYes, but Selby loves them,â Mrs Trifle said. âHe ate the whole package we bought yesterday.â
âThey smell yummy,â Dr Trifle said. âI could eat them myself.â
âApparently the Dry-Mouth Dog Biscuit Company is doing huge business in them,â Mrs Trifle said. âDenis Dorset must be getting very rich.â
âWell, that part of it is too bad,â Selby thought. âBut at least Iâve made a lot of dogs very happy â including myself.â
âThis may sound funny,â Dr Trifle said, âbut they smell a bit like those lovely peanut prawns they make at The Spicy Onion Restaurant.â
âGoodness, I think youâre right â but they canât be,â Mrs Trifle said, looking at the label. âIfthey were anything like that there would have to be a warning that there are peanuts in them.â
âReally? Whatâs wrong with peanuts?â
âNothing, usually. Itâs just that some people â and that goes for dogs too â are allergic to peanuts. They can even die from eating them, so every food that has peanuts in it has to say so on the label.â
âUh-oh,â Selby thought. âWhat have I done?! Dogs could be dropping dead all over the place because of me! Okay, itâs very unlikely, but if even one dog died because of me, Iâd hate myself. What a shemozzle! Iâve got to do something â but what?â
All night long Selby lay awake on his mat thinking of a dog that might be choking on a New Improved Dry-Mouth Dog Biscuit with Vitamin PP. In the morning, after the Trifles had each had a Nature-Good Ultra-Thin No-Fat Dry Rice Wafer and were out for their power walk, Selby ran to the telephone and dialled Denis Dorset.
âExcuse me, Mr Dorset,â Selby said. âI just wanted to talk to you about something.â
âWhat can I do for you?â
âItâs about your New Improved Dry-Mouth Dog Biscuits with Vitamin PP.â
âAha! So youâd like to place an order, would you? Iâm afraid thereâs a six-month waiting list. Iâm now getting orders from all around the world. Weâre about to build a bigger factory.â
âWell, donât,â Selby said.
âWhat do you mean?â
âI happen to know that Vitamin PP stands for peanut prawns. And peanut prawns have peanuts in them, and peanuts can be very dangerous. If you donât stop making them, Iâll sue you.â
âYouâll
what?
Who are you?â
âNone of your business. All you need to know is that I had one of your new dog biscuits and I landed in hospital. I almost choked to death because Iâm allergic to peanut prawns. And now Iâm going to sue you if you donât stop making them.â
âThat happened to you?â
âYes.â
âBut dog biscuits are for dogs,â Denis Dorset said. âYouâre not a dog, are you?â
âYes â I mean, no. I mean, it was actually my dog that was allergic. And he canât sue youâ because heâs a dog â but Iâm going to. And Iâm going to tell everyone in the government and