Free Invaders from the Outer Rim by Eric Coyote, Walt Morton Page B

pounds but ignored the weight gain. When she married and settled into the comforts of routine, the extra mass seemed inevitable. Svelte youth was long gone, so Lisa accepted the new her. “Fat isn’t a flaw, it’s a feature” was her motto.  
    Lisa’s chubby cheeks blushed even redder with excitement. “The most amazing thing happened to me today.”
    “Are you finally pregnant?” Suzy asked.  
    “You know I can’t have children, Suzy.” Lisa grabbed a brownie and sat on the couch. Caroline passed her a fruity rum drink and she sipped it gratefully.
    “Spill. What happened to you?” Jennifer Waters asked.
    Nervously, Lisa spoke. “Remember how boy crazy I was in college?”
    “We remember.” Erin Tanaka chuckled.  
    Lisa wiped sweat off her brow with a napkin before she spoke. “This is so wild I can’t believe it, but I can’t keep a secret, either. It’s too hot.”
    “How hot?” Caroline said, edging forward on her chair. “Brad Pitt hot?”
    “Hotter. I was taking my afternoon nap when I heard somebody walk into the house. Hank doesn’t come home from work until after six, so it took me by surprise. I looked up and there was a strange man standing in my bedroom doorway.”
    “Was it the UPS man?” Margo Baker cut in.
    Suzy put her hand to her mouth. “Is this going to be scary?”
    “Far from it,” Lisa said. “He was absolutely gorgeous. Piercing blue eyes with a lush beard and his hair pulled back in a sexy man-bun. Strangest of all, he was dressed like a pirate. I thought it must be a gag for my birthday, like a singing telegram.”
    “Or strip-o-gram.” Jennifer Waters grinned.
    “Did he say anything?” Caroline said.  
    “He asked me how my day was going, and when I started telling him, he listened. I talked for over twenty minutes and he never interrupted. Then he told me how beautiful I am.”
    “Holy shit,” whispered Margo Baker, gulping her drink.
    Lisa nodded. “Hank is never that attentive or kind. I’m not sure why I wasn’t frightened, but my pirate immediately put me at ease.”
    “Get to the hot part,” Caroline demanded.
    “I asked him, ‘Who are you? Why are you here?’ And he said, ‘For you, Lisa. I’m here for you.’ Then he pulled off his shirt. His body was rippling with muscles and covered in tattoos. I almost screamed. Hank never looked that good, not twenty-five years ago, not ever.”
    “Oh my God, I love book club,” gushed Jennifer.
    “It gets better,” Lisa said. “When the pirate pulled down his pants, he had six penises!”
    “What?” Suzy said, choking on her brownie.  
    “Big penises?” Erin asked.
    “Average at first, but they grew until they were ten feet long and supple but still firm. And the tips had beautiful rosy cock heads. I was in complete shock. My pirate gently stripped me naked in a tender and loving way. Then his cocks started wrapping around me, grabbing my wrists and ankles until I was helpless. He pinned me to my bed playfully. I wasn’t scared because from the moment he walked into my room, I felt an ethereal calm wash over me. A sense of deep intimacy and emotional trust.”
    “I never get that with my husband,” Margo moaned.
    Lisa beamed. “Exactly! I totally surrendered to my pirate and let him penetrate my ass and pussy at the same time with his two remaining penises. It caused the most powerful orgasm of my entire life.”
    “Fucking hell,” Jennifer said, blushing. “That is hot.”
    “I better make more drinks,” Caroline announced.
    “Refill, please.” Lisa held out her glass, and then continued her story. “Double penetration has always been a big fantasy of mine, but Hank would never do that. He’s scared of competing with another man. Anyhow, when my pirate climaxed, all six of his penises shot jizz everywhere. My bed was drenched in cum, and I was swimming in cum. I bathed in pure sensation. When I opened my eyes again, my pirate was gone—vanished—and the sheets were clean and