With my backpack against the wall, I asked as casually as possible, âAre you about to hit me?â
âAre you going to keep being friends with my dad?â
âNo,â I said. âIâm just working on his yard. For money.â
âHeâs a piece of crap,â Drew said. âHeâs a liar. Donât fall for it.â
âIâm almost done with the job,â I said. âHe said heâs getting some trees.â
âItâs all a lie,â Drew said. âHe makes things up. Heâs full of shit.â
The urge to defend Mr. Reuter came unexpectedly. I disassembled it, thinking of my vulnerable position.
âLook,â I said, âIâm almost done with the job.â
âGo ahead and finish it,â he said. âYou donât know him like I do. He only hired you because he thought we were still friends. He thought Iâd come over to hang out with you. Trust me. Those trees arenât on their way. That money isnât on its way. He makes every-fucking-thing up.â
A moment passed where neither of us said anything. Kids walked by in groups of two and three. He backed up.
For some stupid reason, I said, âThank you.â
IX. ADDING THE FORMER MRS. REUTER TO THE âPESTERâ LIST
I added her in red because I assumed that Drewâs negative portrayal of his father stemmed from her own broken and cyclically reassessed misunderstanding of their relationship.
Let him make up his own mind, I scribbled next to her entry.
X. BACK TO WORK: A GUIDE
That Saturday I headed across the street early in the morning. The sun had been up for less than an hour, but the heat started climbing without much of a wait. I held on to a yardstick Iâd sneaked home from school, and took a look at the bigger side of the lawn to survey the extent of work that loomed ahead of me. Mr. Reuter had stopped caring for the grass weeks ago. By now, shaggy but burnt, the lawn looked like a field of wheat you might find behind a baseball fence someplace in the middle of the country. I could have turned and looked at the face of my house, but standing there in that yellow plot, holding this basic tool that was supposed to help me make some sort of difference, I felt suddenly that I was as far from home as Iâd ever been.
The garage door opened. Inside, Mr. Reuter held on to its red rope above his head. He said, âYouâre early.â
âI thought I could beat the heat,â I said.
âAh,â he said. âI remember when I first learned how impossible that is out here.â He looked around, past me. âYou alone?â
âI am,â I said. âDrew couldnât make it.â
âIs that so?â
âWell,â I said, âhe said heâs busy.â
âIs that so?â he said again. He batted the red rope for some time. âHis mother,â he managed to get out.
âYeah,â I said. âThatâs my guess, too. Anyway, Iâm about to measure the lawn.â
âWhat a thing to say,â he said wistfully, as in a daydream. I thought he was upset with me for mentioning his ex-wife. But he was talking about something else entirely.
âYou expect the word âmowâ there, donât you?â he said. âAnd your wordâwhat was it, âmeasureâ?âyour word just takes its place so sneakily. âIâm about to measure the lawn,â you said. What a thing to say.â
âThat is funny,â I said, not knowing how to respond. What was funnier, I thought, was that I was using a yardstick to measure the yard. I kept the joke to myself.
âAbout Drew,â Mr. Reuter said, âyouâre sure heâs not coming? Today, I mean.â
âMr. Reuter,â I said, leveling with him the way a man should level with another man. âDrew doesnât trust you. Heâs never coming back here, I think you should know.â
âWell,â