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reports from the Pentagon confirm that the ‘Zombie Ape’ is now the size of an eighteen-wheeler standing on end.
    “This defies all reason,” a White House spokesperson said. “We are working around the clock. Our priority is, first and foremost, to save the lives of our citizens. Secondly, we are calling in jet fighters from several air bases. Our intent is to destroy or incapacitate the animal. Finally, we are searching for the origin behind the ape’s existence and, more to the point, how it can grow in size.”
    Citizens are urged to remain calm and to stay indoors at all costs.
    “The Zombie Ape, as the media has taken to calling it, is still moving north at a high rate of speed,” explained the spokesperson. “We can only speculate as to where it will head next.”
    Early estimates have the death toll at well over one thousand people.
    The first report of the Zombie Ape came just two hours ago.
     
     
    COMMENTS:
     
     
    California Son––
    What the eff are you losers doing on the east coast? Somebody’s pi$$ed.
     
     
    DonKeyKong––
    This is happening because of the midterm elections. The giant zombie ape is on our side and is targeting conservatives, I guarantee it.
     
     
    GilbertG––
    like hell this is a government project gone awry dont even pretend it has anything to do with political agendas it has to do with race the government created a black killing machine and will use it to turn public opinion against the black man in order to excuse enslaving him again
     
     
    Mace––
    yawn
     
     
    Tyrell––
    I hope Zombie Ape is crushing plenty of crackers.
     
     
    Proud2BRedneck2––
    screw you and your kind TY-RELL
     
     
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    TubaMan––
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    III.
    “Heads in the (Quick)Sand”
     
     
UNITED NATIONS DECLARES
STATE OF EMERGENCY
Military Efforts Have No Apparent Effect
New York City - Affiliated News Agency
     
     
    The United Nations has declared a worldwide state of emergency.
    Entire cities along the Eastern Seaboard reportedly decimated. Catastrophic losses as death toll mounts. Government estimates put the number of dead at over one million. Independent figures estimate higher.
    Size of the Zombie Ape is estimated at 300 feet tall. Weight unknown. The growth of the creature increases with the number of deaths it causes. As a result, the larger the ape grows, the more quickly it can take lives. The growth and potential for further destruction multiplies with each passing minute.
    The first reports originated only five hours ago. Some scattered early survivors who called in to nationally syndicated radio shows imply that the attacks are somehow racially motivated, but citizens of every race, color and creed have perished.
    Military attacks using Air Force jet fighters, Army tanks and an arsenal of ground to air weapons have been deployed and have yielded no discernible results.
     
     
    Update:
    Scientists warn that if the ape continues to grow at its current rate, the sheer weight of the creature will tilt Earth’s axis, causing catastrophic earthquakes and tidal waves. At the current rate, the integrity of the earth’s orbit could be affected in as little as 19 hours. Size of the ape has nearly doubled since last report. Satellite images show the ape without needing magnification.
     
     
    Update:
    UNITED NATIONS ORDERS TACTICAL NUCLEAR STRIKE
     
     
    A series of nuclear missiles will be armed and ready to fire within the hour. The missiles will come from multiple locations in several NATO and non-NATO affiliated countries. The size and speed of the rampaging ‘Zombie Ape’ poses targeting problems.
    “One nuclear warhead could potentially miss the intended target. In a span of ten