Free Zombie Kong - Anthology by TW; T. A. Wardrope Simon; Brown William; McCaffery Tonia; Meikle David Niall; Brown Wilson

probably them, too).
     
     
    GodiswhiteGodisright––
    This is God working in mysterious ways to punish the wicked and unjust. It’s in Revelation somewhere. ‘A beast will be unleashed.’ Look it up.
     
     
    Rationalatheist2011––
    Don’t even bring ‘god’ into this. It’s an escaped gorilla who is seriously PO’d. End of story.
     
     
    Smirky1––
    R we sure it isn’t just a pro b-ball player out on a tear?
     
     
    SolutionGuy––
    Everyone just ignore it and it will go away.
     
     
    * * *
     
     
    GORILLA’S BLOODY SPREE CONTINUES
    Summit Hill, Ky -Affiliated News Agency
     
     
    Authorities throughout Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee and Kentucky have reported violent attacks on citizens carried out by a large gorilla. Eyewitnesses in Mississippi have told the Affiliate News Agency that the gorilla stood ten feet tall. Citizens in Tennessee reported the creature’s height at closer to fifteen feet, while witnesses in Kentucky claim the rampaging ape is nearly twenty feet tall. Experts are discounting these reports as exaggerations brought on by mass hysteria. Experts are at a loss, however, to explain how the ape could have traveled so far so fast.
    Raymond Gibbs of Portersville, TN said, “The monster seemed like it was actually picking out the people it killed. He’d crush the hood of a car to make it stop, then he’d pull people out of the car and crush their heads like grapes. I saw him crush this one guy’s skull, stop and look into the car for a second, and go running after another passing vehicle. I ran over and there was a toddler sitting in the back screaming over what the thing had done to his daddy.”
    Deputy Trevor Howie of the Mississippi Highway Patrol had a different assessment: “Even from a distance, I could tell this gorilla had completely lost its wits. It’s rampaging. And it has a one-track mind. Like a zombie going after brains.”
    The Governor of Kentucky has advised citizens to remain in their homes. In an unusual statement, the Governor of West Virginia asked citizens to evacuate the entire state. The statement also asked that citizens choose destinations away from Washington, D.C.
     
     
    COMMENTS:
     
     
    Theo1972––
    LOL its Zombie Kawng! It he throwing barrels?
     
     
    Outlaw––
    As long as the gorilla gets to killin knee grows I dont give a holy muslum she-ite
     
     
    Sadie89––
    Now that’s just uncalled for. I hope the moderator takes your post down. Prayers for the families who have lost loved ones today.
     
     
    GOP4LIFE––
    Why hasn’t this thing been shot yet? Where is law enforcement, where is the military? This shouldn’t even be news. Just kill it already.
     
     
    OnionFan––
    This has to be a prank story. Of course, I thought that when that doofus was elected to a second term.
     
     
    Proud2BRedneck––
    Agree with Outlaw. Beware the Ku Klux Kong.
     
     
    SecondAmendRights-
    I also cannot believe we haven’t shot the thing yet. Sucks that people died. Sucks more that we still have people whining every day about ‘gun control’.
     
     
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    GunsNHoses––
    Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. Now someone with a gun please kill this damn dirty ape… and the spammers.
     
     
    Gus M.––
    Second that.
     
     
    MikeD2011––
    I’m betting that gorilla is making a beeline for DC. Gonna clean up washington or die tryin!
     
     
    * * *
     
     
PRESIDENT DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY
Rampaging Ape’s Growth Confirmed by Military
Washington, D.C. -Affiliated News Agency
     
     
    The President has declared a state of emergency for the states east of the Mississippi River this afternoon. The U.S. military has confirmed that the marauding gorilla has actually grown in size at an alarming rate. Official