Arenât you going to welcome me with a kiss?â The woman sashayed toward Shakespeare in the candlelit apartment while seductively stroking her white beard.
âWhy are you wearing that?â The bard grimaced while sheathing his sword.
âWilliam Shakespeare!â Penny laughed. âSurely an actor like you appreciates a convincing disguise.â The woman twirled a finger through her fake beard and removed it with grace. âDeception is a ladyâs best defense at this hour, especially in a city overrun with wolves like yourself.â Penny closed in and slipped her fingers beneath Shakespeareâs shirt. As she pressed her body against his, the bard could feel the bulge of her codpiece brush against his inner thigh.
Shakespeare pushed her away. âDonât tease me, Penelope.â
âI am not teasing you!â Unable to control herself, she then teased the bardâs beard until he smacked both her hands away. The pained woman grinned.
âWhat are you doing here at this hour?â
âI knew Bacon would keep you late. I just wanted to make sure it wasnât too late.â She traced her finger around the smooth head of Shakespeareâs steel pommel. âIâm the reason youâre not sleeping at the stables tonight. I sent that squire to rescue you from the Tower.â
The bard tilted his head. âReally?â
âOf course! You may be a beast , Will, but only I get to treat you like one. And whip you like one.â The lady coiled herself around the playwright as she spoke.
Shakespeare looked down at the silver-haired siren beckoning him with bedroom eyes. As he bent down to kiss her, she slid her hands down his waist until the bard heard something click.
Penny turned away from Shakespeare and robbed him of his beltâalong with all the weapons and inventions Sir Francis Bacon had given him. âA belt this nice you should wear of one hip.â She modeled. âAnd what are these? Playing cards?â
Outraged, the bard stormed up to Penny and spun her around. However, once he seized her, he found her dangling his deadly timepiece by its fatal pin in his face. âAh, ah, ah!â she chided. âWould you rather spend the next seven minutes in heaven this way?â
âLady Percy!â Shakespeare gasped as she dropped the bomb into his hands. âAre you trying to kill us? What the devil is the matter with you!â
âNo, whatâs the matter with you , Master Shakespeare? Disarmed and deprived of your dignity so easily? And by a mere woman! Oh, how your enemies must cower in fear of you!â she taunted.
âYou are a devil-woman!â Shakespeare swore as he ripped his belt off her waist. âA succubus!â The woman smirked with her arms akimbo as the bardâs temper cooled. âThat was a waste of fine leather,â Shakespeare grumbled. He tossed the broken belt onto his bed.
âIt may not be a complete waste. The night is young and full of pleasures! Iâm sure we can find another way for you to embarrass yourself.â
âYou made your point, Lady Percy. I will exercise better caution. Now please leave. Itâs been an unusually long day, and I donât know how many months it will be before I sleep in here again.â
âDonât worry about Bacon. As long as you visit Aston regularly, I have no doubt you two will be friends.â
âMe and Bacon?â
âNo, you and Aston. Bacon thinks youâre a pimp and a traitor.â
Exhausted, the bard collapsed into his chair by his desk. Outside his window, the half-moon was already dipping over the southwestern horizon. He did not need to consult his new timepiece to know that it was late. âI appreciate your concern for my well-being, Penny, but if you donât mind me asking: Why are you here? More specifically, why are you still here?â
Penny pulled over a second chair and produced a piece of parchment