lips to keep from laughing. âSorry,â I finally manage. âPlease just take this invitation to Mannyâs graduation party, and Iâll go away.â
Miss Simmons eyes the envelope and finally takes it from my hand. âWhen and where is this party?â
âOur house next Saturday, from one to five.â Having done my dutyâand nearly escaped with my lifeâIâm anxious to get away.
âOf course Iâll have to check my calendar, but I can probably come over for a little while,â she says, as if sheâd be doing us a favor.
âThatâsâ¦good. Mom will beââI wrack my brain for the right wordââthrilled.â
I scamper down the steps and free Carmine. âWell, I guess weâll see you Saturday,â I call over my shoulder.
âWait,â she says. I stop, and Carmine nearly jerks my shoulder from the socket. âTell Manfred not to expect a gift from me. I believe a graduation card will be sufficient.â
âOkay,â I choke out. âIâll be sure to tell him that.â
eight
SENIORS HAVE THEIR LAST CLASSES ON THURSDAY, MAY 19. On Friday, school dismisses early so families can prepare for the graduation ceremony at seven that night. Since the weather is clear, Cottonwood Creek holds graduation in the football stadium with seniorsâ families and friends sitting in the bleachers. Laurel and I sit in the row behind Mom and Dad and watch Manny and the other 105 members of his class get their diplomas. I get a little misty-eyed when it sinks in that Manny will be gone in three months, and Iâll be able to store my extra stuff in his closet.
Mom has Dad and me up until almost midnight Friday putting the âfinishing touchesâ on the house for the party on Saturday. Naturally, Manny is absent. Mr. Mattheson, the golf/track/softball coach and history/driverâs ed teacher, is holding an after-graduation open house for all his players/students. When Manny told Mom Friday morning that he felt obligated to go, I choked on the little marshmallow hearts in my cereal. I donât know one person at Cottonwood Creek High who feels obligated to do anything Mr. Matt says. Heâs such a personality powerhouse that his coaching stories put student drivers to sleep behind the wheel. But Manny laid the âsenior yearâ card on the table, and Mom believed him for the thousand-and-first time.
Wait until next year, when I pull out the list Iâm keeping of all the crap Mannyâs getting away with because heâs a senior. If Mom needs help putting my senior party together, sheâd better adopt Martha Stewart. Iâll be unavailable from April through June.
At three a.m. I wake to the peaceful rhythm of Manny puking his guts out in the bathroom across the hall. Before I pull the pillow over my ears, I set my alarm for nine oâclock. Iâve decided to prepare something extra special for his breakfast.
When Manny still hasnât shown his face by nine thirty Saturday morning, I unlatch his door and send Carmine in to make a wake-up call. Soon I hear the thump of Carmineâs sixty pounds landing in the middle of Mannyâs stomach.
This is followed by a series of gagging sounds and curses. âCarmine, you hairy turd! Get off me!â Although I hate to break up the happy reunion between a boy and his dog, I call Carmine off before Manny wakes up enough to do him any damage.
When I peek inside his room, Manny is sitting up in bed with the sheets tangled around his waist. His face is the color of wet cement, and his eyes are puffy. âWhat the hell are you doing, trying to kill me?â
The thought has crossed my mind.
âNo, Iâm trying to keep you from hurting Momâs feelings. Even though sheâs been up since dawn getting ready for your partyâthe one you havenât helped with one bit,â I say, slapping down the whole deck of guilt cards,