time.
âWell, thatâs a good sign.â He chuckled. He always found his own jokes pretty funny.
âDadââ I blurted. I couldnât hold back anymore. âThereâs nothing to
do
around here. The only game she has is Boggle. I mean, thereâs no Internet, thereâs no TVââ
âInternet?â He chuckled again. âNo. Violet Von Stern is
not
wired. (Expletive deleted), Ella, youâre lucky youâve got a signal on your cell phone.â Him and his expletives. I wondered what the GM had to say about
those
. âListen, Belle, I understand what youâre saying. Absolute. That houseâI mean, I havenât been there for a long while, but itâs not set up for kids. I know that much. Itâs an unweeded garden and all that.â He paused. âHas she shown you the
Librerery
yet?â He pronounced the word with a silly snobbish accent that did sound a bit like Grandmother.
âNope.â
âWell, Iâll tell you. Itâs kind of amazing. My mother has a thing about books.â
âI noticed.â
âYeah, well, the
Librerery
has some pretty remarkable specimens, and though that may not sound very excitingââ
âIt doesnât.â
âOK, but Iâm just saying there are some things in there worth paying attention to. You wonât see them anywhere else, thatâs for sure. Tell her to show you Keplerâs
Dream
âshe has the Morrisedition, Belle, and there are only a dozen copies in the whole
world
.â That didnât make any sense. What sort of book only has twelve copies? âThat bookâwell, Iâve had mixed feelings about it over the years, to put it mildly, but you should still see it.â
âSounds great. I can hardly wait.â I hoped the sarcasm made it through the phone line. âSo ⦠when are you coming to visit, Dad? You said you would.â
âYeahâright. Uhâthereâs a chance I might be able to stop through Albujerk on a layover, on my way to Colorado. Itâs complicated. You know, Ella, as I think I explained to you, Mother and I donât get along too well. That isââ
I let a thick silence fill up the phone.
âWell, anyway. IâllâIâll try to figure that out, Belle. OK?â
OK, Dad, but you better mean it this time. You canât flake out on me this summer, you know? Not
this
summer.
I wondered if there was anyone around who could explain that to him. Where was the (expletive deleted) dad manual when you really needed it?
That night, maybe even the GM was tired of mushy broccoli, so after a game of Boggleâit really was what passed for entertainment at the GGCFâshe took me out to dinner at a French place called Chez Albertine. There was something about going to a French restaurant when I knew there had to be great Mexican food all around that felt kind of like going to Paris and ordering tacos, but whatever. At least we were
out
.
My grandmother ordered snails from the menu, âOne of my favorite dishes!â I had to just pretend not to see them or I would get seriously grossed out. So over my steak and fries, for adistraction, I asked about her
Librerery
. I copied Dadâs goofy pronunciation, but she didnât seem to notice.
âThe Library?â Her face came into focus. âWould that interest you, Ella?â
âSure.â I mean, not as much as going
online,
or watching a
movie,
or talking to one of my actual
friends,
but ⦠compared with feeding peacocks all day, yeah.
Yesssss.
âI have to open the place up soon in any case, as two boys are coming to help me begin cataloging the collection. High schoolers.â She didnât sound thrilled about this. âThey comeâahem!ârecommended, but I find it impossible to tell them apart or remember their names, so I think of them as Tweedledum and Tweedledee.â
She said this as though it were