look, as if I hate blind people.
As soon as the film is over, Michaela and Sam go off to the toilet together.
âThat sure was bad of you to beat up on deaf people,â Ben tells me.
âBlind. She wasnât deaf, she was blind.â
âThatâs still no excuse.â
âI didnât beat up on her,â I protest. âI didnât know she was blind. I didnât think that blind people went to movies like this.â
âThat proves how prejudiced you are.â
This is too much, coming from Ben Beacham who uses the word âspasticâ to describe anyone who doesnât conform to his narrow idea of what is normal.
Our conversation takes a major change of direction. âI saw Michaela naked,â Ben says, proudly.
I donât make a big deal of it, which annoys Ben.
âDid you hear what I said?â
âHalf the people in this building did.â
âDonât you want to know how?â
âYou took her bushwalking and you went skinny-dipping,â I say.
âHow did you know?â
âBecause thatâs what you always do.â
The girls return and ask Ben what he is grinning about. He says he just thought of something funny from
The Simpsons,
but he forgets what. We all agree that
The Simpsons
is a great show. Michaela says that even her deaf uncle likes it because you can get episodes that are captioned. She says she is
proud
to have a deaf uncle because she is not prejudiced, like
some
people.
âMichaela, Iâm not prejudiced,â I say.
âIt would be terrible to be blind,â says Michaela.
âI agree.â
âOne day, you might go blind yourself and
then
youâll see,â she says, unable to leave the topic alone and confused by her sentence. I donât even attempt to sort it out for her.
Ben says we should go out and get pancakes
.
I know that Sam likes blintz pancakes and Iâm terrified sheâll agree. Iâm not crazy about the idea of watching Ben Beacham re-enact every scene from
Up the Duff
.
âSorry, I have to go home,â says Sam.
I breathe a sigh of relief.
I want to hold Samâs hand but she isnât keen because the blow-drier in the bathroom wasnât working and her hands are still wet.
âI donât mind wet hands,â I say. âEspecially if theyâre yours.â
But Sam is embarrassed about having toilet hands, and I respect that. When her back is turned, Ben whispers to me, âYour girlfriend doesnât have much of a sense of humour. Sheâs hardly even got boobs. Did she get depressed?â
âGo surf a train,â I tell him.
Rose is waiting for Sam and me when we get back to Port Argus. She looks flustered, but relieved that we havenât run off and joined a train-surfing cult.
âAdam. Sam. Youâre late. I was worried.â
âWe saw a different movie,â says Sam. âIt ended later.â
âYou didnât see
Eternal Winter
?â
âWe couldnât get in.â
âYou should have rung.â
âWeâre not
that
late,â says Sam.
âNearly a whole hour. Itâs impolite not to ring.â I apologise to Rose.
âWhat film did you see?â she asks.
âIt was a comedy,â I say.
âWhich one?â
I doubt that Rose would be a huge fan of
Up the Duff
. âI forget the name,â I say.
âIt was a Rob Ryder movie,â says Sam.
âRob Ryder? Is he one of those smutty comedians? Always doing sex jokes?â
âHeâs matured,â I say.
âDid you like the biscuits?â Rose asks.
Itâs such a rapid change of subject that it takes a second for me to catch up.
âThey were delicious,â I say.
âIâll get you some more,â says Rose. âAs well as some moisturiser. You wait here.â
Rose exits, leaving Sam and I to linger in the living room.
Sam has been quiet. I know she hated the film.
âIâm